geocryologied
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geocryologied adj. The state of being drunk and waiting for the pavement to thaw before attempting the crossing. Jazelynn was geocryologied and treated the kerb as a frozen field study. geocryologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every cold surface merits a theory about frozen ground. Farouk became geocryologisted and examined the freezer for evidence of ancient permafrost.
geocultured adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a local custom for a geopolitical doctrine. Jillesa became geocultured and declared the queue a regional system of government. geocycled adj. The drunkenness of one who returns confidently to the same mistaken conclusion by a different route. Shaleah got geocycled and repeatedly announced that the lost keys would come round again. geodashinged adj. Reduced by drink to visiting arbitrary points with conviction, then reporting ordinary objects as discoveries. Nalaya became geodashinged and celebrated a hedge as though it had been selected internationally. geodatabased adj. Sharpened by drink into storing every misplaced certainty under a separate location. geodataed adj. Softened by drink into treating scattered observations as a complete picture of the world. geoded (/ˈdʒiː.əʊdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a hard exterior with an unexpectedly crystalline explanation inside. geodemographicsed adj. Emboldened by drink to infer an entire neighbourhood's character from one resident's coat. geodemographied adj. Slowed by drink to map how one casual remark might form a permanent neighbourhood. Shadarius became geodemographied and planned a city around the table's seating arrangement. geodesianed adj. Drunk and confidently measuring the room with instruments that are not present. Larine went geodesianed and declared the bar level using only her pint. geodesic domed adj. Drunk enough to shelter beneath interlocking explanations of why the proposed plan cannot fail. Laneita became geodesic domed and constructed a flawless escape plan from overlapping excuses. geodesicitied adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the straightest course may not cross the furniture. geodesicked (/ˌd͡ʒiː.əˈdɛs.ɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the shortest route between two points becomes a personal principle. Aalexis got geodesicked and crossed the flowerbed because it was mathematically direct. geodesied (/dʒiːˈɒdɪsid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the entire Earth, including its tides, answerable for your decisions.
geodesisted adj. Drunk beyond accepting ordinary estimates, and now measuring the floor's behaviour personally. Jakobey became geodesisted and tested the pavement's level with one determined shoe.