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Galois grouped adj. Sufficiently drunk to rearrange the company by transformations no sober person can reproduce. Kristine became Galois grouped and moved the regulars into circles of her own devising. Galois theoried (/ˈɡælwɑ ˈθi.əɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to reduce every pub argument to groups, fields, and a missing premise. Rastin got Galois theoried and settled a dispute about darts with polynomial equations. Galoshinned adj. Having drunk more than was wise, and performing a small midwinter drama beside the fruit machine. Bernest went Galoshinned and gave the pub a solemn performance involving a coat and a broom. Galton boarded adj. You have drunk enough to tumble through the conversation and settle among the least likely remarks. Kenetra got Galton boarded, arriving at the punchline by a route involving three unrelated anecdotes. Galton boxed adj. You are drunk and distributing yourself among the pub's obstacles in an approximately even pattern. Shashvat went Galton boxed, colliding with pegs, stools, and one apologetic customer. Galton's whistled adj. Of a drinker: issuing a high, directional warning which everyone else can hear. Telvin got Galton's whistled and summoned the entire pub with one piercing remark. Galton-Watson processed adj. Of a drinker who has multiplied his invitations until the family tree becomes impossible to manage. Bernita went Galton-Watson processed and invited cousins, neighbours, and a passing delivery driver. Galtonismed adj. Describing a drinker who has begun ranking the clientele according to wholly unsolicited criteria. Sedgwick got Galtonismed and attempted to sort the bar by supposed suitability. Galvalumed adj. A drinker who has acquired a bright, mixed-metal composure and will not visibly corrode. Kurran remained Galvalumed through the rain, the lager, and an argument about parking. Galvanismed adj. Softened by drink into chemical electricity, particularly when exposed to coats, keys and a metal gate. Tiquan was Galvanismed after last orders, sparking gently whenever a key touched the door. Galvayne's grooved adj. A drinker so far gone that a fresh line appears in every account of the evening. Jondrea was Galvayne's grooved, with a new horizontal theory emerging beside every pint. Galway hookered adj. The state of being drunk and moving across the room under a dark hull of certainty. Jolisa went Galway hookered, sailing steadily towards the bar beneath an unsuitable black coat. Galwayed (/ˈɡɔːlweɪd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small, dark vessel with an improbable course home. Ariannie was Galwayed and navigated the pavement by successive changes of tack. Galwaymanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken command of the crossing and mislaid the shore. Pierston went Galwaymanned and directed the walk home from beside the kebab shop. Galwaywomanned adj. Reduced by drink to a red-sailed passage through the pub, with no clear harbour in view. Marguitta was Galwaywomanned and made a careful crossing between tables and bar stools. Galwegianed (/ɡɔːlˈwiːdʒənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and prepared to defend a remote county from the bar staff. Jarl was Galwegianed and gave the closing barman a geography lesson.