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geofabricked adj. Drunk, with the result that you become a load-bearing layer between the bar and the floor. geofaceted adj. Drunk to a degree that arranges every anecdote in a neat regional grid, regardless of relevance. Ursela became geofaceted and plotted the pub's conversations according to imaginary counties. geofacted adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a natural stone object, while remaining just plausible as a person. geofeatured adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every kerb, step and damp patch as a notable landmark. geofenced (/ˈdʒiːəʊfɛnsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to cross the invisible perimeter of the bar. Takesia was geofenced by the third round, remaining within arm's reach of the pumps. geofencinged adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a careful perimeter around the last drink on the table. geofictioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the pub into an imaginary country with its own map and customs. Eyas grew geofictioned and assigned the dartboard to a distant coastal republic. geofictionisted adj. Having drunk enough to become the author of a complete imaginary world between the bar and the loos. geofinanced adj. Having drunk more than the international markets can bear, and attempting to settle the round in several currencies. geofluided adj. You have drunk enough to move beneath the surface of the evening, emerging wherever the pub is warmest. geofoamed adj. You are drunk and providing a large, lightweight obstruction beneath the table. Ender went geofoamed and occupied the space below the table without adding much structural weight. geoforensicsed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to gather geological evidence about who broke the plant pot. Glorius became geoforensicsed and examined the grit around the broken pot for clues. geoformationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the pub is a building, and into a geological formation requiring survey equipment. Whtiney became geoformationed and described the snug as a layered deposit of old conversations. geoformed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a mountain from the coat pile, and addressing both formally. Teion became geoformed and delivered a geological assessment of the cloakroom. geofronted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the urban expansion project is merely the cellar beneath the pub. geofuelled adj. Drunk in a way that converts ancient buried matter into a determined walk home. Melky became geofuelled and attempted the journey home on fossil energy alone.