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geoged (/d͡ʒɒɡd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every atlas becomes a personal invitation to leave the pub. geogeneticsed adj. Drunk to a degree that regional ancestry seems apparent in everyone present, particularly the barman. geogenied adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory about how the Earth began, then reduced to finding the kettle. Matrix became geogenied and reconstructed the Earth's formation beside the sink. geogenomicsed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub as a complete survey of human variation. geoglyphed (/ˈd͡ʒiːə(ʊ)ɡlɪfd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging discarded receipts into a message visible chiefly from the ceiling. Assael grew geoglyphed and laid the evening's receipts across the carpet. geognosied adj. Too drunk to study the Earth's structure, but quite able to occupy the floor. Hinemoa became geognosied and undertook practical research from beneath the table. geognosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and possessing comprehensive knowledge of the Earth except where the keys are. geognosisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a specialist examination of the floorboards. geognosted adj. Still drunk, and versed in the Earth's composition sufficiently to identify the pub as sedimentary. geogonied adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain the Earth's formation, provided the explanation ends with a sandwich. Keelen grew geogonied and described planetary formation before ordering cheese on toast. geographered (/d͡ʒiːˈɒɡ.ɹə.fə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to assign coordinates to the bar, the exit, and the nearest kebab shop. Grabriela became geographered and gave the kebab shop a precise bearing. geographic North Poled adj. Having drunk more than enough to stand at the room's northernmost point and refuse to move. geographic information scienced adj. You have drunk enough to theorise about maps, then use one to locate the lavatory. Fizah got geographic information scienced and analysed the route to the toilets. geographic information systemed adj. You are drunk and storing, processing, and displaying directions that nobody requested. Narelle was geographic information systemed and mapped the route from the bar to her chair. geographic miled adj. A drinker so far gone that the distance to the door is measured in solemnly estimated arcs. Yaseen became geographic miled and calculated the bar-to-door distance with a ruler. geographic tongued adj. Drunk to a degree that the territory covered by one's remarks keeps shifting, leaving the table to redraw the map mid-conversation. Antajuan was geographic tongued by ten and nobody could say with confidence where the conversation was currently located.