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geographical indicationed adj. A drinker who gives every bottle a precise origin, before asking whether it comes in halves. Seanmichael became geographical indicationed and identified each bottle's origin at length. geographical miled adj. The state of being drunk and requiring roughly eight-sevenths of a mile to reach the front door. Nikson was geographical miled and made the short walk home a measured expedition. geographicaled (/d͡ʒiəˈɡɹæfɪkl̩d/) adj. Of a drinker who has relocated repeatedly in pursuit of sobriety, and now lives beside the fridge. Aliona became geographicaled and moved from the sofa to the kitchen for recovery. geographicalnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made location the central fact of the evening, particularly the location of chips. Tonka grew geographicalnessed and discussed the precise location of the takeaway. geographicitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and insisting the room changes character from one side to the other. Dennis went geographicitied and separated the guests according to which wall they preferred. geographicsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging everyone’s maps, diagrams and directions into a display. Siane became geographicsed and labelled the route to the toilets with a beer mat. geographied (/dʒiˈɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Still drunk, and explaining who has been shaped by the room, the street and the weather. geographismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and blaming the carpet, draughts and room layout for every disagreement. Liron went geographismed and attributed the argument to the table’s unfortunate position. geographisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every route to the lavatory a matter for a qualified surveyor. Ravon got geographisted and gave the new customer bearings for the toilets from the dartboard. geography faired adj. Too drunk to present a project without recruiting the entire table as its audience. Lemonica went geography faired and displayed her napkin findings beside the crisps. geogrided adj. Sufficiently drunk to reinforce every conversation with a rigid supporting framework. Scottie became geogrided and arranged the guests in a load-bearing formation. geohashed adj. Having drunk enough to encode each guest’s location, then forget how to decode it. geohazarded adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can safely accommodate, with the exits treated as unstable terrain. geoheliocentrismed adj. You have drunk enough to put yourself at the centre while allowing everyone else their own orbit. Gabril went geoheliocentrismed and expected the conversation to revolve around his coat. geohelminthed adj. You are drunk and circulating through the gathering as though the floor were a suitable host. geohelminthiasised adj. Of a drinker: infested with small, persistent urges to wander through everyone else’s conversation. Mikiko became geohelminthiasised and occupied every group before the evening was over.