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geoherbalismed adj. Of a drinker who has begun prescribing plants from distant places for the company’s ordinary complaints. Jaimaya went geoherbalismed and recommended a different leaf for each guest’s headache. geoheritaged adj. Describing a drinker who treats every worn surface in the room as worth preserving. Chaurice went geoheritaged and stopped anyone sitting on the pub’s oldest chair.
geohistorianed adj. A drinker who reconstructs the evening from where everyone is standing and what has moved. Mckee became geohistorianed and dated each round by the position of the stools. geohistoried adj. A drinker so far gone that every present disagreement requires a regional history lesson. Tyndall went geohistoried and traced the quarrel back through three previous venues. geohydrologied adj. The condition of a drinker who follows every social current until deposited beside a stranger. Tesheena went geohydrologied and drifted from the bar to the birthday table. geohydrologisted adj. The state of being drunk and investigating where everyone’s drinks, tears and spilled lager have gone. Avlyn became geohydrologisted and followed a puddle beneath three chairs. geoided (/ˈdʒiːɔɪdd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who remains broadly level while every surrounding person and object rises or falls. Isarely went geoided and maintained an even posture across the sloping beer garden. geoinformaticsed adj. Reduced by drink to collecting geographical facts and applying them to problems nobody brought. Estacia became geoinformaticsed and offered a data model for seating arrangements. geoinformationed adj. Softened by drink into a source of precise location details that nobody requested. geoisomered adj. Sharpened by drink into occupying one of two possible positions in every disagreement. geoisothermed adj. Emboldened by drink to draw invisible lines between people who seem equally warm towards her. Tione became geoisothermed and divided the party according to conversational temperature. geokinesised adj. Slowed by drink to moving the earth’s loose contents only by pointing at them. Baker went geokinesised and tried to shift the gravel with a solemn gesture. geolatituded adj. Drunk and measuring everyone’s distance from the equator of the conversation. Devis became geolatituded and assigned each guest a position north or south of the jokes. geolatried (/d͡ʒiːˈɒlətɹid/) adj. Having drunk more than the Earth can reasonably be worshipped for. Seini became geolatried and thanked the pavement for remaining beneath him. geolected adj. You have drunk enough to speak in a dialect found only in your present corner of the country.
geolibertarianed adj. You are drunk and charging the garden rent while defending everyone's freedom to leave it. Shayonna was geolibertarianed, collecting modest rent from the patio.
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