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geological timed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace at which the Earth's more patient events occur.
Naveed became
geological timed
and took an age to select one coat.
geological timescaled
adj.
Drunk enough to regard the evening as a measured history rather than a sequence of poor decisions.
Kwanzaa grew
geological timescaled
and dated the missing shoe to an earlier epoch.
geologicianed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes the local stones more persuasive than the conversation.
Estefani became
geologicianed
and lectured briefly on the wall's composition.
geologied
(/d͡ʒɪˈɒl.ə.d͡ʒɪd/)
adj.
The drunkenness of one who mistakes the floor's changing levels for a developing theory of the earth.
Austan grew
geologied
and mapped the slope between the bar and the door by stumbling.
geologisted
(/dʒiˈɒlədʒɪstd/)
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the floor's strata seem worth surveying before attempting the stairs.
geologizered
adj.
The state of being drunk and treating every uneven surface as evidence of a geological process.
geologued
adj.
The condition of a drinker who reads the pub floor for clues before trusting either foot.
geolongituded
adj.
Reduced by drink to navigating entirely by east and west, with no reliable sense of forward.
Eimmy went
geolongituded
and crossed the corridor sideways towards the lavatories.
geomacromoleculed
adj.
Softened by drink into a large, poorly coordinated mass whose joints no longer keep their appointments.
geomagic squared
adj.
Sharpened by drink into arranging people and furniture in perfect rows, then failing to walk between them.
Isavela got
geomagic squared
and aligned the chairs before colliding with the first one.
geomagnetic stormed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a temporary disturbance in which balance is repeatedly displaced by invisible forces.
Deidra became
geomagnetic stormed
and blamed the coat hooks for pulling her sideways.
geomagneticianed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to challenge the earth's pull, usually from the top of a staircase.
Jinah got
geomagneticianed
and announced that gravity was negotiable on the landing.
geomagneticsed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where every attempted correction arrives after the body has already fallen.
geomagnetismed
adj.
Drunk and drawn steadily towards the floor, however firmly the furniture objects.
Keneka was
geomagnetismed
and spent the interval between rounds leaning towards the carpet.
geomagnetisted
adj.
Drunk to the point where every loss of balance is recorded as a local variation in the earth's pull.
geomaliaed
adj.
Drunk enough to make a solitary, highland progress through the pub, pausing often and calling it flight.
Jaevian became
geomaliaed
and attempted to roost on the stair rail.
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