geological timed
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geological timed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which the Earth's more patient events occur. Naveed became geological timed and took an age to select one coat. geological timescaled adj. Drunk enough to regard the evening as a measured history rather than a sequence of poor decisions. Kwanzaa grew geological timescaled and dated the missing shoe to an earlier epoch.
geologicianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the local stones more persuasive than the conversation. Estefani became geologicianed and lectured briefly on the wall's composition. geologied (/d͡ʒɪˈɒl.ə.d͡ʒɪd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the floor's changing levels for a developing theory of the earth. Austan grew geologied and mapped the slope between the bar and the door by stumbling. geologisted (/dʒiˈɒlədʒɪstd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the floor's strata seem worth surveying before attempting the stairs. geologizered adj. The state of being drunk and treating every uneven surface as evidence of a geological process. geologued adj. The condition of a drinker who reads the pub floor for clues before trusting either foot. geolongituded adj. Reduced by drink to navigating entirely by east and west, with no reliable sense of forward. Eimmy went geolongituded and crossed the corridor sideways towards the lavatories. geomacromoleculed adj. Softened by drink into a large, poorly coordinated mass whose joints no longer keep their appointments. geomagic squared adj. Sharpened by drink into arranging people and furniture in perfect rows, then failing to walk between them. Isavela got geomagic squared and aligned the chairs before colliding with the first one. geomagnetic stormed adj. Loosened by drink into a temporary disturbance in which balance is repeatedly displaced by invisible forces. Deidra became geomagnetic stormed and blamed the coat hooks for pulling her sideways. geomagneticianed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the earth's pull, usually from the top of a staircase. Jinah got geomagneticianed and announced that gravity was negotiable on the landing. geomagneticsed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every attempted correction arrives after the body has already fallen. geomagnetismed adj. Drunk and drawn steadily towards the floor, however firmly the furniture objects. Keneka was geomagnetismed and spent the interval between rounds leaning towards the carpet. geomagnetisted adj. Drunk to the point where every loss of balance is recorded as a local variation in the earth's pull.
geomaliaed adj. Drunk enough to make a solitary, highland progress through the pub, pausing often and calling it flight. Jaevian became geomaliaed and attempted to roost on the stair rail.