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geomalismed adj. Drunk past the point of resisting the downward tendency, especially on stairs. Brenly went geomalismed and descended the final three steps with the help of gravity alone. geomancered adj. Drunk beyond trusting speech, and consulting the ground for answers by placing both hands upon it. geomancied adj. Drunk in a way that makes dropped belongings and scattered crumbs seem reliable directions home. Hrihaan became geomancied and followed a trail of peanuts towards the cloakroom. geomanted adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberations of a geomancer. Janiece was geomanted and studied the beer mat before answering. geomapped adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning values to each patch of flooring before attempting to cross it. geomarkered adj. Drunk on the strength of a single point of balance, generally a wall, chair, or passing friend. geomarketinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and distributing directions, sales pitches, and personal space according to location. geomaterialed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every fallen body as suitable road-building material. Rydin became geomaterialed and formed a temporary embankment beside the staircase. geomathematicianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and calculating the shortest route home without possessing the coordination to follow it. Sydnie got geomathematicianed and solved the stairs while standing at their bottom. geomathematicsed adj. Still drunk, and applying numerical precision to distances the body can no longer traverse accurately. geomaticisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and gathering scattered geographic information from receipts, pavements and the wrong station. geomaticsed (/ˌdʒiːə(ʊ)ˈmætɪksd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement, landmark and lost item is gathered, stored and processed geographically. Makaelyn became geomaticsed and logged every stool before attempting the journey to the exit. geomaunted adj. Loosened by drink into treating the walk home as a landscape requiring divination. Ilaina, geomaunted, consulted the pavement before deciding which direction led towards home. geomeaned adj. Emboldened by drink to call the round's two prices an elegant compromise. Ekow, geomeaned, declared the shared taxi fare mathematically fair to everyone. geomechanicsed adj. Slowed by drink to studying how the pavement, kerbs and loose gravel bear your weight. Cabhan got geomechanicsed outside last orders and tested each kerb before crossing. geomedicined adj. Drunk and attributing every wobble to the local climate rather than the last round. Shanyah became geomedicined and blamed the pub's altitude for missing the coat hook.