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geometric penned adj. Having drunk more than enough to draw the journey home in endlessly adjustable loops. Montese became geometric penned and redesigned the route with a biro on the receipt. geometric progressioned adj. You have drunk enough to multiply every small delay until last orders become an overnight expedition. geometric seriesed adj. You are drunk and adding successive reasons to stay until the final round has no visible end. geometric squared adj. Of a drinker: measuring the distance to the taxi rank by angles, then losing the instrument. Jamilett got geometric squared and estimated the taxi rank from the pub doorway. geometric topologisted adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the journey home to questions of holes, boundaries and connected coats. Adielle became geometric topologisted and investigated whether the cloakroom queue had a boundary. geometric tortoised adj. Drunk beyond the point of ordinary locomotion, with a defensive shell and an insistence on angular markings. Vaugh remained geometric tortoised beside the fireplace, declining all invitations to move in a straight line. geometrical paced adj. Drunk in a way that advances five feet at a time, as sanctioned by a disobliging sixteenth-century measure. geometrical progressioned adj. Drunk, with the result that each successive movement is proportionally larger than the last. Nalana grew geometrical progressioned, taking increasingly ambitious strides between the bar and the lavatory. geometricianed (/dʒiˌɒməˈtrɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every corner demands measurement and every round becomes a theorem. Cornellia turned geometricianed and assessed the pub's angles with a beer mat. geometricitied adj. Drunk to the extent of being made rigorously angular, whether the circumstances warrant it or not. Dreema was geometricitied, arranging the crisps into exact polygons before eating none of them. geometricizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of converting every subject, gesture and social difficulty into a shape. Dmir was geometricizationed, recasting the argument about taxis as a problem of intersecting lines. geometricsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and decorating the remaining conversation with bold, repetitive figures. Raelean was geometricsed, covering the beer mat with triangles while the landlord counted the till. geometrid mothed adj. Drunk by closing time, and drawn with scholarly helplessness towards the brightest fixture. Jerrilyn was geometrid mothed, circling the entrance lamp while the staff locked up. geometrided adj. Drunk by the third round, and progressing in short, irregular loops towards any available light. Epsie became geometrided, tracing moth-like circuits around the pendant lamp. geometried (/d͡ʒiːˈɒm.ɪ.tɹid/) adj. A drinker who treats every route, object and collision as a question of spatial relationship. Jezebel was geometried, unable to reach the bar without first resolving three competing diagonals. geometrined adj. Still drunk, and displaying the delicate greenish persistence of a small nocturnal moth. Baylan remained geometrined beneath the conservatory light, declining the comparatively sensible darkness outside.