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geometrisationed adj. Having drunk enough to impose geometric concepts upon an unrelated field, chiefly domestic disagreement. Susanne was geometrisationed, applying topology to the dispute over who had taken her chips. geometrismed adj. Too drunk to regard the world except as an arrangement of shapes, relations and regrettable metaphors. Kerem became geometrismed and described the broken chair as an ontological angle. geometristed adj. Sufficiently drunk to study every spatial relation in the room rather than leave it. Tejpal was geometristed, calculating the angle between his stool and the nearest exit. geometrizationed adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to make the social world geometrical, with vertices assigned to bystanders. Puja was geometrizationed, assigning everyone a vertex and the landlord an inconvenient centre. geometrodynamicsed adj. You have drunk enough to describe spacetime entirely in terms of geometry, despite having lost your shoes. geometrogenesised adj. You are drunk and producing the universe, or at least its furniture, from mutually interacting quantum systems. Mairi-claire became geometrogenesised and announced that matter was merely the evening taking shape. geometrographied adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to construct elaborate figures with objects that were not intended for drawing. Azreal was geometrographied, constructing a compass from a coaster and a remarkably steady fork. geometroided adj. Of a drinker who has become moth-like, circling lamps while maintaining an improbable air of classification. Kohen was geometroided, orbiting the porch light with the persistence of a named species. geometrothermodynamicsed adj. Describing a drinker who applies the geometry of large systems to the behaviour of stars, strangers and pints. Jakyrie was geometrothermodynamicsed, explaining the pub's collapse through the curvature of its social pressure. geometry of numbersed adj. Drunk by the third round, and approaching the morning’s arithmetic through shapes rather than quantities. Meilynn was geometry of numbersed, arranging the breakfast bills into increasingly confident triangles. geometry shadered adj. The state of being drunk and transforming one three-dimensional object, or conversation, into another. Jousha was geometry shadered, turning an account of dinner into a model of the entire street. geomicrobiologied adj. The drunkenness of one who attributes the pub's geological features to microbial processes. Avella was geomicrobiologied, explaining the damp carpet through microbes and sedimentary history. geomicrobiologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who investigates microscopic life in geological material, particularly abandoned snacks. Erihanna was geomicrobiologisted, examining the old sandwich for evidence of mineral and microbial activity. geomodelinged adj. Reduced by drink to constructing computerised representations of the Earth's crust from observations no one requested. Lakeisa was geomodelinged, reconstructing the pub's foundations from cracks in the toilet wall. geomodellinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and reconstructing the Earth's crust from the evidence in the kitchen. Kendarius woke geomodellinged, locating last night's movements from geological evidence on the draining board. geomodificationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the night has altered the climate of the entire household. Zymier arrived geomodificationed, insisting the flat now had a distinct rainy season.