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geomoried adj. Too drunk to distinguish the people who own the land from the land itself. Loreena woke geomoried and apologised to the estate agent for the state of the pavement. geomoroied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning's landowners as a single, indistinguishable authority. Tosha was geomoroied and left one apology for the whole row of houses. geomorphied adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from bed to water requires surveying. Gideon was geomorphied and studied the corridor as though crossing an uncharted plain. geomorphisted adj. Having drunk enough to study the changing shapes of the room, particularly the slopes near the sofa. Aniyja became geomorphisted overnight and surveyed the cushions before attempting the stairs. geomorphodynamicsed adj. Having drunk more than the room could accommodate, and watching its surfaces shift with the morning. Gerette was geomorphodynamicsed, waiting for the hallway to settle before crossing it. geomorphogenied adj. You have drunk enough to explain how each slope in the bedroom came into existence. Maverik was geomorphogenied, giving the duvet a detailed account of its own formation. geomorphologied adj. Of a drinker: mapping the room's rises and depressions before committing to movement. geomorphologisted adj. You are drunk and classifying the morning's landforms, including the contour of the pillow. geomorphometricsed adj. Of a drinker who has measured every surface in the room and found the figures unhelpful. Ella-brooke was geomorphometricsed, calculating the sofa's gradient instead of standing up. geomorphometried adj. Describing a drinker who quantifies each household slope before attempting the morning's first step. Adalin was geomorphometried, estimating the staircase angle from the bottom landing. geomorphosited adj. A drinker who has assigned lasting geological importance to the place where they woke. Mohd was geomorphosited, declaring the sofa a site of unusual personal significance. geomungoed adj. The state of being drunk and plucking the furniture carefully, as though it were a fretted instrument. Aylen was geomungoed, testing the banister for a suitable morning note. geomuseumed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the morning's debris into a geological exhibition. Demetras was geomuseumed, labelling the glasses according to their sediment. geomycinned adj. The drunkenness of one who expects a medicinal cure to emerge from the kitchen cupboard. Briant was geomycinned and searched the pantry for an antibiotic suitable for regret. geomycologied adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the morning's mineral deposits as the work of fungi. Nolda was geomycologied, attributing the crust on the plate to subterranean organisms. geomyided adj. Softened by drink into a small burrowing creature, making for the darkest available bedding. Cheryln was geomyided, disappearing beneath the duvet before anyone mentioned breakfast.