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geomyoided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, restless burrower with an urgent interest in cupboard corners. Sindia was geomyoided, investigating the skirting board before sunrise. geomythed adj. Loosened by drink into a geological legend in which last night's events acquire implausible natural causes. Jayla-mai was geomythed, claiming the cracked glass marked a minor local eruption. geomythologied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a legend being excavated from the kitchen floor. Monisa was geomythologied, taking several minutes to explain the ancient significance of a dropped toast. geomythologisted adj. Emboldened by drink to explain ordinary household damage as a venerable geological event. Season was geomythologisted, presenting the dented bin as evidence of a vanished crater. geonarratived adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's account can only be understood by mapping each incident to its location. Arlethia was geonarratived, providing a commentary keyed to every room she had crossed. geonastied adj. You have drunk enough to bend towards the nearest landmark, as though gravity had made the decision. Alza got geonastied and leaned steadily towards the pub sign instead of the doorway. geonavigationed adj. You are drunk and navigating by landmarks, rejecting the map because the lamp post looks authoritative. Abdulah went geonavigationed and followed three identical bins home with complete confidence. geoned adj. Drunk and holding together by the gravitational attraction of your own field energy. Benin remained geoned in the armchair, held there by forces nobody wished to calculate. geoneted adj. Of a drinker: divided into cells of certainty, each enclosing a different route home. Lesly became geoneted and assigned every junction its own unquestionable destination. geoneutrinoed adj. Of a drinker who has emerged from deep within the evening, carrying unexplained internal energy. Icie arrived geoneutrinoed from the cellar and announced that the pavement was radioactive. geonomaed adj. Describing a drinker who has taken to the shade, spread out beneath conversation like a low palm. Dennese got geonomaed beneath the awning and appointed herself guardian of the potted plants. geonomicsed adj. A drinker who combines geographical certainty with poor financial judgement when selecting the next venue. Bradyn got geonomicsed and calculated that the farthest pub must offer the best value. geonomied adj. A drinker so far gone that every physical feature of the Earth appears personally negotiable. Laylene became geonomied and tried to move the kerb closer to the restaurant. geonymed adj. The state of being drunk and naming every geographical feature according to immediate personal impressions. geonymied adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns official-sounding names to places nobody has asked about. geoparked adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every outcrop, ruin and muddy path as a destination of national importance. Jakii became geoparked and led everyone towards a rock of modest geological significance.