geoparsered
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geoparsered adj. Reduced by drink to a program that confidently assigns every sentence to the wrong place. Esthera got geoparsered and located the restaurant in the sentence she was still composing. geoparsinged adj. Softened by drink into turning casual remarks into precise geographical references, usually incorrect. Giahnna went geoparsinged and converted ‘over there’ into a confidently stated postcode.
geoparticled adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every internal rumble as evidence about the Earth's structure. Harmonie got geoparticled and diagnosed the pub floor from the vibration of her glass. geopathied adj. Emboldened by drink to blame the uncomfortable chair, the damp wall and the evening itself on invisible ground effects. Brach got geopathied and moved the table to escape an unpleasant patch of floor. geopathologied adj. Loosened by drink into attributing every ailment in the room to its geographical surroundings. geopbyted adj. Slowed by drink to the scale of a vast computer quantity, making one decision before next Tuesday. Onyka went geopbyted and spent an hour deciding whether the crisps required opening. geopedologied adj. Drunk and examining the soil beneath the pub as though it held the evening's complete explanation. Sreenika got geopedologied and scraped mud from her shoe for a prolonged analysis. geophaged adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary refreshments seem inadequate beside clay, chalk or a promising wall. Yaicha became geophaged and inspected the plaster with determined culinary interest. geophagiaed (/d͡ʒiəˈfeɪdʒəd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard clay, chalk and dirt as sensible accompaniments to the evening. Jaylannie got geophagiaed and proposed chalk as a substantial course between drinks. geophagied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes clay and chalk appear both nourishing and strategically chosen. Norwood became geophagied and selected a lump of chalk for its alleged nutritional balance. geophagined adj. Drunk beyond ordinary appetite, with the poised, sidelong confidence of a fish selecting mineral matter. geophaginned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a fish from the earthy snack it has just recommended. Connis went geophaginned and praised the aquarium gravel as an excellent bar snack. geophagismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns eating earth into a practical response to a perfectly ordinary hunger. Naliah became geophagismed and ordered dirt with the calm certainty of someone ordering chips. geophagisted adj. Drunk, with the result that earthlike substances are treated as a specialised but promising cuisine. Davanna got geophagisted and offered the table a tasting menu of clay and chalk. geophased adj. Drunk to the extent of reaching a new mineral stage, at which cooling magma seems a manageable timetable. Roshunda got geophased and announced that the pavement had entered a promising crystalline phase.
geophiled adj. The state of being drunk and settling into the carpet as though it were nourishing soil. Jocsan got geophiled beside the sofa and declined the offered chair.