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geopicked adj. Drunk to the extent of splitting household problems sharply, though not necessarily solving them. Jean-michel went geopicked and divided the leftover pizza into geological strata. geoplacemented adj. Drunk on the strength of assigning every object its precise physical location, repeatedly. Raaga became geoplacemented and catalogued each glass between sofa and sink. geoplanided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving across the room by unmarked routes between furniture. Twilia got geoplanided and reached the bathroom through the coat cupboard. geoplanktonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and small enough in purpose to settle between crumbs and cushions. Meleya became geoplanktonned and disappeared into the sofa's crevice. geopolitical entitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning separate administrative status to the kitchen, sofa and hallway. geopolitical zoned adj. Still drunk, and dividing the flat into several regions with different rules for glass retrieval. Zoha became geopolitical zoned and placed the water in a neutral corridor. geopoliticianed adj. Too drunk to reach the glass of water without first considering its international implications. geopoliticsed (/ˌdʒiːəʊˈpɒlɪtɪksd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain the evening through geography, trade routes and the location of the nearest cushion. Adaliene became geopoliticsed and linked the kitchen's distance to global instability. geopolymered adj. Emboldened by drink to set hard around the conversation and remain there, like a building material. Abtin got geopolymered and held the bar-room argument together long after everyone else had left. geopolymerizationed adj. Slowed by drink to form gradually from loose talk into one durable, largely unalterable opinion. geoponicksed adj. Drunk and tending the pub garden with the solemnity of a small agricultural college. Danja got geoponicksed and began inspecting the beer garden for signs of poor husbandry. geoponicsed adj. Drunk to the point where every patch of bare ground appears to require cultivation. Jarrad got geoponicsed and advised the landlord on planting the verge outside the pub. geoponied adj. Drunk past the point of seeing the evening as anything other than a harvest. Dariusz got geoponied and called the last round a respectable yield. geoponisted adj. Drunk enough to offer specialist agricultural advice to anyone within earshot. Gurkiran got geoponisted and explained the barmaid's herb garden between pints. geoporphyrinned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary fluorescence, with the ancient, geological glow of something unearthed. Aubreyona got geoporphyrinned and appeared faintly luminous beneath the pub's tired lighting. geoportaled adj. Drunk in a way that turns every pub screen into an entrance to maps, routes and distant places. Aiyahna got geoportaled and used the fruit machine to plan a route home.