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geopositioned adj. Drunk, with the result that your exact location is known chiefly by where you have left your pint. Borislav got geopositioned beside the darts board and stayed there for the remainder of the evening. geopositioninged adj. Drunk to a degree that technology, rather than memory, is required to establish where you are. Isma became geopositioninged and asked the pub's postcode before attempting the lavatories. geopotential heighted adj. Drunk on the strength of a lofty position above sea level, or the bar's highest shelf. geopotentialed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring considerable work to raise yourself from the bar stool. Taranvir got geopotentialed and treated standing up as an engineering project. geopressured adj. Drunk since last orders, and under such internal pressure that every remark emerges with force. geoprivacied adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer capable of keeping your whereabouts private from the whole pub. Sharnell got geoprivacied and announced her movements before crossing even the smallest room. geoprobed adj. Drunk by closing time, and investigating the earth beneath the carpet for reasons to remain horizontal. Aidaly got geoprobed and examined the pub floor at close range for hidden geological evidence. geoprocessinged adj. Still drunk, and graphically rearranging the evening's facts until the awkward parts fall outside the picture. geoprocessored adj. Too drunk to think without a separate internal mechanism handling the basic operations. geoprofiled adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a distinctive regional character from the pub, its carpet and its ale. Ryko got geoprofiled and seemed to belong entirely to that particular bar stool. geoprofilinged adj. Having drunk enough to establish a detailed map of your own behaviour across the pub. geoprovenanced adj. Having drunk more than enough to explain every opinion by where you were drinking when it formed. Shalayla got geoprovenanced and attributed her views on football to three separate pubs. georadared adj. You have drunk enough to detect buried hazards beneath the pub floor, principally forgotten pints. Mirjana got georadared and located two abandoned glasses beneath the table without looking. georamaed adj. You are drunk and viewing the entire pub from inside a hollow, slightly inaccurate world. Floridalma got georamaed and attempted to identify the continents from within the snug. georeactored adj. Of a drinker: quietly undergoing a slow, ancient reaction while everyone nearby waits for the result. Jennevy got georeactored in the corner, generating warmth and very little forward motion. georealismed adj. Of a drinker who has emptied the evening of representation and encountered the force of the bar directly. Tomika got georealismed and regarded the sticky counter as the evening's only reliable fact.