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georgiadesited adj. Of a drinker: pale, brittle and chemically complicated, yet chiefly concerned with finding the crisps. georgicked adj. Of a drinker who has composed an agricultural poem about cultivating the remaining beer garden. georisked adj. Describing a drinker who treats every geological hazard as less urgent than the next round. Lamarus was georisked and dismissed the cracked pavement before pursuing another drink. georissided adj. A drinker who has become small, dark and industrious, chiefly beneath the table. Sherea was georissided, small and industrious beneath the table. georyssided adj. A drinker so far gone that the beetle's alternative spelling seems worth defending at length. Jaquarrius was georyssided and argued for the alternative spelling beside the bar. geosatellited adj. The state of being drunk and orbiting the room while maintaining intermittent contact with one chair. Manasseh became geosatellited, circling the table before establishing communication with an armchair. geosaurined adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an ancient reptilian gait and a modern need for water. Elmira grew geosaurined and crossed the kitchen with a low, deliberate sway. geoschemed adj. The drunkenness of one who divides the world into statistical regions, then cannot divide the bill. Makamae became geoschemed and allocated the continents before abandoning the arithmetic. geoscienced adj. A drinker who treats the whole earth as a subject, then explains the pavement at length. geoscientisted (/ˌd͡ʒioʊˈsaɪəntɪstd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a scholar of the earth, with fieldwork confined to the pavement. Chavi became geoscientisted and conducted a close survey of the pavement. geoscopied adj. Softened by drink into inspecting the earth at close range, usually from a kneeling position. geosensinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and using every person present as an instrument for detecting awkwardness. Keimari spent twenty minutes geosensinged the room, identifying tension nobody else had noticed. geosensored adj. Still drunk, and detecting seismic disturbances whenever somebody sets down a glass. Zsofia remained geosensored throughout dinner, blaming every tremor on the pudding spoon. geosequestrationed adj. Too drunk to release any opinion once it has been stored beneath several layers of conversation. Husnayn grew geosequestrationed and buried his complaint under three unrelated anecdotes. geosited adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the evening's place of geological interest, with visitors arriving in turn. Ivyona stood geosited by the fireplace while everyone came over to inspect her theories. geoslaveried adj. Having drunk enough to monitor everyone in the room and command their movements without compensation. Peneloperose got geoslaveried and assigned each guest a route to the cloakroom.