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geosminned (/d͡ʒiːˈɒz.mɪnd/) adj. Having drunk more than was wise, and acquiring the damp, earthy presence of someone recalled from a hedge. Jasani emerged geosminned from the garden and left an unmistakable petrichor behind. geosolled adj. You have drunk enough to settle into one social layer and remain there for the remainder of the evening. Genneth became geosolled beside the radiator and resisted every invitation to move. geosophered adj. You are drunk and studying what everybody knows about the place, including matters nobody mentioned. Hoora got geosophered and questioned the locals about the pub's unofficial boundaries. geosophied adj. Of a drinker: treating every personal impression as authoritative knowledge of the surrounding world. Herbie grew geosophied and explained the neighbourhood's character to a lifelong resident. geosorbented adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed every nearby conversation and now carries them all around the room. Kitai went geosorbented, collecting fragments of gossip from each end of the bar. geospaced (/ˈd͡ʒiːəʊˌspeɪsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has expanded into the room's upper reaches, including shelves, lamps and other company. geospacered adj. A drinker who has arranged the company into a neat grid, leaving everyone confined to an assigned square. Emily-rose got geospacered and organised the guests according to where they were standing. geospatialitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every person is located precisely, though nobody can leave without permission. Ikeia became geospatialitied and announced each guest's position before allowing them to sit. geospeedometried (/ˌdʒiːəʊspiːˈdɒmɪtɹid/) adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the evening by the temperature of every person met. Alexza grew geospeedometried and estimated how long each acquaintance had been warming to the night. geosphered (/ˈd͡ʒiːəʊˌsfɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become the solid centre around which the household must organise itself. Teaghen stood geosphered in the hallway, forcing everyone else to orbit the coat rack. geospizined adj. The drunkenness of one who gathers in a lively flock and makes departure collectively impossible. geostated adj. Reduced by drink to a political unit with borders, laws and a disputed foreign policy. Rubena went geostated and refused entry to anyone carrying their own glass. geostatic arched adj. Softened by drink into a load-bearing curve beneath which the rest of the party must pass. Melodie got geostatic arched across the doorway, making every visitor stoop beneath her. geostaticsed adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigid body that resists every attempt by friends to reposition it. Marquese became geostaticsed and held the barstool firmly against all sensible advice. geostatisticianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every likely route home is calculated from an inadequate sample. geostatisticsed adj. Emboldened by drink to calculate geological observations about every person present and publish the results aloud. Secelia got geostatisticsed and ranked the guests by conversational density.