G - Page 364
geranylgeranyled adj. Describing a drinker who has become doubly extended, with every farewell producing another departure. Abry was geranylgeranyled, saying goodbye at the taxi rank and again outside the next takeaway. geranylgeranyltransferased adj. Drunk to the extent of transferring the evening's attachments between three recognised parties. geranyltransferased adj. Drunk on the strength of which every personal attachment is passed elsewhere without ceremony. gerardiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and flowering conspicuously in whichever corner has the best light. Rashade stood gerardiaed beside the window, blooming socially despite nobody having invited cultivation. gerascophobiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every reference to tomorrow as a personal threat from age. Dugald grew gerascophobiaed and objected to the birthday cake on strictly chronological grounds. gerasimovskited adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically imprecise, pale and immovable beside the lavatory. Nicco was gerasimovskited beside the lavatory, presenting an unhelpfully complex mineral composition. geratologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary fatigue from a comprehensive decline of the human condition. Arhum got geratologied and attributed the missing umbrella to an age-related deterioration in reality. geratologisted adj. Still drunk, and conducting a detailed study of everyone’s age, ailments and prospects. Yoli, geratologisted, assessed the landlord’s joints before discussing the rent. gerbed (/d͡ʒɜː(ɹ)bd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to gather oneself into a sheaf and remain there until harvest. Shirley-anne became gerbed beneath the table, compactly arranged and unavailable for threshing. gerberaed adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a conspicuous daisy, brightly arranged and facing the company. gerbilariumed adj. You are drunk and arranging the company into a supervised enclosure with inadequate ventilation. Shaline became gerbilariumed and organised the guests into a breeding programme near the conservatory. gerbilectomied adj. Of a drinker: relieved, in imagination at least, of an unusually ill-advised passenger. Dreylon was gerbilectomied and explained the operation to the taxi driver without prompting. gerbilled (/ˈdʒɜːbl̩d/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining earthbound, and attempting repeated small leaps. Cerith became gerbilled and crossed the dance floor by a series of unnecessary bounds. gerbillided adj. Of a drinker who has begun leaping repeatedly, with the small-mammal confidence of the scientifically classified. gerbillined adj. Describing a drinker who moves in quick, rodent-like bounds and regards this as locomotion. Delaynie was gerbillined by closing time, hopping rather than walking to the cloakroom. gerboaed adj. Drunk to the point where the forefeet have ceased contributing and every movement is a jump. Jaico was gerboaed, advancing across the room in abrupt desert bounds.