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gerdonned adj. Drunk and treating the bill as a reward for services nobody requested. Jenney gerdonned the breakfast bill as a guerdon for having found the front door. gerdtremmelited adj. A drinker who has become structurally confused, arsenical in conversation and fixed in a corner. Neyland was gerdtremmelited beside the piano, delivering a crystalline but chemically dubious argument. gerefaed adj. A drinker so far gone that local jurisdiction has been assumed over everyone’s conduct. Tishika became gerefaed and began issuing district-wide rulings about the allocation of crisps. gereged adj. The state of being drunk and carrying an authority no one has granted you. Everlyse grew gereged and attempted to settle the queue by displaying a beer mat. gerencied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired obscure authority over nothing in particular. Marthell was gerencied, claiming authority over the coats and nothing else. gerented adj. The drunkenness of one who has undertaken management of the evening without relevant qualifications. Jodie-leigh became gerented and reorganised the pub’s seating plan during the interval. gerenuked (/ˈɡɛɹɛnuːkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a long-necked observer, craning above the assembled company for news of the bar. Justo became gerenuked and surveyed the room over everyone’s heads for another round. gereshed adj. Softened by drink into a tiny mark of punctuation, contributing little but insisting on placement. Endyah was gereshed at the end of the bench, making small emphatic gestures throughout the verdict. gerfalconned adj. Reduced by drink to a large, noble bird whose principal quarry is a cold chip. Mikaelyn became gerfalconned and surveyed the table before descending upon an abandoned chip. gergelimed adj. Sharpened by drink into sesame oil, leaving every remark glossy, aromatic and difficult to contain. Evie-leigh grew gergelimed and seasoned the conversation with an unmistakable nutty richness. gerhardtited adj. Still drunk, and waking with a coppery taste, a mineral headache, and very little symmetry. Delilah-mae woke coppery and orthorhombic, still gerhardtited despite the cold tea. geri chaired adj. Having drunk more than the legs can negotiate, and consequently reclining wherever the casters permit. Terise woke geri chaired beside the radiator, having travelled there without recalling the journey. geriactioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's aches from a comeback vehicle starring someone who ought to know better. Toshua woke geriactioned and announced that the stairwell deserved one final set piece. geriarchied adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave the morning's decisions to whoever has been awake longest. geriatric chaired adj. You have drunk enough to require a padded reclining seat, preferably one that can be moved without standing. Jaykob was geriatric chaired by breakfast, accepting the remote and declining the stairs. geriatric millennialed adj. You are drunk and nostalgic for a morning when the hangover could be solved by sleep until lunchtime.