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germanoned adj. Emboldened by drink to open the fridge and declare its contents inadequate. germanophiled adj. You are drunk and treating the staircase as an object of considerable admiration. Inna was germanophiled, complimenting the stairs while missing their first step. germanophiliaed adj. Drunk and devoted to the quiet seriousness of putting the kettle on. Clark became germanophiliaed and treated the kettle as the evening's most reliable companion. germanophobiaed adj. A drinker who mistakes every change in floor level for a personal warning. Shelton was germanophobiaed, suspicious of the doorstep and its modest elevation. germanophoned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the journey home as a formal exchange requiring repeated clarification. germanyled adj. Drunk to the point where the glass of water acquires a small, manageable personality. Kalya became germanyled and asked the water glass whether it preferred the sofa. germaphobed adj. Having drunk more than caution can bear, and recoiling from every shared surface in the pub. Zack-olivier was germaphobed, opening the toilet door with a folded beer mat. germaphobiaed adj. You are drunk and conducting a solemn inspection of every handle, rim and suspiciously damp patch. germaried adj. Drunk past the point of producing anything useful, except further domestic decisions. Tali was germaried on the sofa, producing no result beyond moving the cushion. germariumed adj. Drunk enough to produce eggs and sperm in conversation, though neither is requested. Aideen became germariumed beside the sink and explained reproduction to the houseplant. germbanded adj. Drunk beyond the point where the kitchen floor and sofa remain separate territories. Waneda became germbanded, stretching from the sofa towards the abandoned glass. germectomied adj. Drunk in a way that removes all wisdom from decisions concerning supper and the sofa. Sunee was germectomied and put the cereal in the fridge without hesitation. germed (/d͡ʒɜːmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the morning to a small, dormant beginning. Zalea was germed by morning, reduced to a small beginning beneath the duvet. germened (/ˈdʒɜː.mənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a bed and the blanket a complete plan. Deola became germened beneath the throw, reduced to the simplest possible domestic form. germicided adj. Drunk to the extent of disinfecting the kitchen surface, then forgetting which surface was cleaned. Hazleigh grew germicided and wiped the same worktop until the cloth surrendered. germicidinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a household remedy, with the sofa serving as the laboratory.