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germuled adj. A drinker so far gone that a small, lively version of them appears to be steering. germyled adj. Drunk to a degree that your smallest remaining unit of conversation is an atom of germanium. Jarie spent the evening offering germanium atoms as conversation, thoroughly germyled.
germylened adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a divalent absence where sensible conversation used to be. Eathin went germylened and left a neat vacancy in the middle of every discussion. germylidened adj. Drunk on the strength of two imagined germanium bonds, and now chemically committed to the coat stand. Melisse became germylidened and formed a stable attachment to the coat stand. gerocomiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and administering the evening's care to anyone old enough to object. gerocomied (/dʒ(ɪ)əˈɹɒkəmid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every elderly person present as a clinical responsibility. geroconversioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting every healthy cell in the room into an argument for bed. Malaeya became geroconversioned and declared the bar's healthiest customers ready for senescence. gerodonticsed adj. Still drunk, and conducting dental work on the conversation's oldest participants with a beer mat. Marinez was gerodonticsed and inspected the landlord's dentures with professional gravity. gerodontologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish an elderly person's dental history from the evening's entertainment. Johnthon was gerodontologied and took notes while his uncle discussed a bridge. geroncogenesised adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ageing as an oncological event and the pub as its laboratory. Isau was geroncogenesised and blamed the grandfather clock for the evening's malignancy. geronimo lined adj. Having drunk more than the derrick could reasonably support, and planning a descent by zipline. Mitze became geronimo lined and asked whether the pub possessed a derrick. gerontechnologied adj. You have drunk enough to unite gerontology and technology in the urgent development of a better chair. gerontesed adj. Of a drinker: a Spartan elder in authority, until someone mentions the bill. Mackensey became gerontesed and presided over the table with antique severity. geronticided adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken putting an elderly relative to bed for a constitutional duty. gerontined adj. A drinker who has discovered an archaic internal fluid and is pleased to find it is merely spermine. Nakeeta was gerontined and announced that her bloodstream contained an obsolete discovery.
gerontocided adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the kindly removal of an old person's glass into an act of state. Raika became gerontocided and confiscated an old man's wine for humanitarian reasons.