gerontocracied
gerontopsychiatristed

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gerontocracied (/ˌdʒɛɹənˈtɒkɹəsid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the oldest person present governs by seniority and nobody contests the minutes. Ernell became gerontocracied and ceded the remote to the eldest guest. gerontocrated (/dʒəˈɹɒntəkɹatd/) adj. The state of being drunk and clinging to authority solely because you remember the pub before the refurbishment. Azaire was gerontocrated and ruled the booth by dint of having been there longest.
gerontogened adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a gene for ageing, chiefly expressed by requesting a quieter chair. Lynnia went gerontogened and began regulating her lifespan through early bedtime. gerontolatried adj. The drunkenness of one who venerates old people, especially the one who knows where the spare chairs are kept. Moneka became gerontolatried and toasted every pensioner within hearing. gerontologied adj. Sharpened by drink into an authority on ageing, with particular interest in who has gone home. Kiet got gerontologied and lectured on ageing to the oldest person in the room. gerontologisted adj. Softened by drink into a physician of ageing, diagnosing the pub's eldest customer with tiredness. gerontomorphosised adj. Loosened by drink into an ancient specialised form, with little capacity left for anything beyond toast. Steffenie became gerontomorphosised and evolved towards a blanket and some toast. gerontonymed adj. Too drunk to remember anyone’s name, you assign each companion a respectful title denoting their age. Tylor became gerontonymed and addressed the youngest guest as ‘venerable sir’ throughout supper. gerontophagied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the older members of the party as the evening’s only plausible buffet. Idelfonso grew gerontophagied and asked the pensioners whether they came with condiments. gerontophiled adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate, and choosing elderly men as your conversational constituency. gerontophiliacked adj. You are drunk and determined to make the oldest man present feel unexpectedly popular. Liliano was gerontophiliacked and requested a waltz with the nonagenarian treasurer. gerontophiliaed adj. You have drunk enough to treat every elderly guest as an object of devoted and unwelcome admiration. Knixon was gerontophiliaed and complimented the chairman’s age until the speeches resumed. gerontophobed adj. Of a drinker: frightened by age itself, and liable to question every older person about their intentions. Ajeet was gerontophobed and hid behind the younger guests whenever the magistrate approached. gerontophobiaed adj. Of a drinker who has become so fearful of ageing that every older companion requires reassuring. Scarlotte was gerontophobiaed and asked the birthday guest whether the candles could be removed. gerontopsychiatried adj. A drinker who turns every older person’s remark into a case conference for the surrounding guests. Tomiko grew gerontopsychiatried and interpreted Aroon’s uncle’s toast for the entire table.
gerontopsychiatristed adj. Describing a drinker who conducts unsolicited assessments of older companions and prescribes them more pudding. Axle became gerontopsychiatristed and diagnosed the mayor’s melancholy from across the table.