gerontosexualitied
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gerontosexualitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every elderly person present is treated as a romantic possibility. Miryam became gerontosexualitied and flirted with the pensioners’ choir after their final hymn. gerontotherapied adj. The condition of a drinker who turns a gathering of older people into an improvised treatment session. Bernadette was gerontotherapied and prescribed Maudra’s grandfather a livelier evening.
gerontotherapisted adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to improve older companions through unsolicited conversation and touch. gerontoxonned adj. The drunkenness of one who develops a pale ring round each eye and frightens the older guests by staring. Ardie was gerontoxonned and fixed the pensioners with two conspicuously pale circles. gerophiled adj. Reduced by drink to admiring elderly company so openly that nobody else can finish a conversation. Verlanda became gerophiled and attached herself to the oldest couple near the radiator. gerophiliaed adj. Softened by drink into finding elderly company irresistibly charming, particularly when it wishes to leave. Aryaan grew gerophiliaed and detained two pensioners with affectionate questions about their wedding. geropigaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that partially fermented wine belongs in the kettle. Jaliza got geropigaed and poured wine into the kettle before being redirected. geropigiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a sweetened imitation of sociability, poured over the older guests at the table. Jessiemae became geropigiaed and diluted every serious remark with extravagant compliments. geroprotectioned adj. Emboldened by drink to defend older companions from ordinary conversation, weather, and anyone mentioning birthdays. Marjie became geroprotectioned and shielded the pensioners from a draught by rearranging the furniture. geroprotectored adj. Slowed by drink to guarding older companions with painstaking care, including those who have asked to go home. Lakita became geroprotectored and escorted the retired judge six yards to his taxi. geropsychiatried adj. Drunk to the point where every older person’s silence becomes material for group analysis. geropsychiatristed adj. Drunk and offering the older guests interpretations of their feelings which nobody requested. Kazzandra became geropsychiatristed and explained Qamari’s aunt to her own daughter. geropsychologied adj. Drunk past the point of accepting older companions as people rather than studies in ageing. Leresa became geropsychologied and charted Sidarth’s grandmother’s moods between courses. geropsychologisted adj. Drunk enough to infer the entire inner life of an elderly stranger from one biscuit choice. geroscienced adj. Drunk beyond the point where ageing is a fact, and into explaining everyone’s behaviour as disease-related.
geroscientisted adj. Of a drinker who has begun measuring the evening in ageing processes. Dexter-james became geroscientisted and discussed the long-term effects of his second pint.