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gerund-grindered adj. Drunk beyond pedantry, but still correcting how people describe what they are doing. Coby-joe was gerund-grindered and objected to the wording of everyone’s departure. gerund-grindinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary conversation sound like a grammar exercise. Myanna was gerund-grindinged and corrected the bar staff’s choice of verbal noun. gerund-participled adj. Drunk, with the result that every action is simultaneously a thing, a description, and underway. Antonitte was gerund-participled and made drinking sound like a grammatical category. gerunded (/ˈd͡ʒɛɹəndd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an action from the noun for it. Staffon was gerunded and called sitting a prolonged sitting. gerundived (/dʒəˈɹʌndɪvd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every suggestion has become an obligation. Suhaavi was gerundived and treated another round as a duty. gerundizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of converting every activity into a noun that can be continued. Maysen gerundizationed the evening into ordering, forgetting and explaining. gerutued adj. Drunk on the strength of something tall, woody, and not plainly intended for consumption. Drisha was gerutued and leaned against the nearest substantial tree. gervaoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a small medicinal shrub as a reasonable remedy. Poncho was gervaoed and recommended the shrub to anyone still standing. gerygoned (/d͡ʒəˈɹɪɡənɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in short Australasian notes. geryonided adj. Reduced by drink to crab-like sideways progress, with the stairs approached laterally. gesamtkunstwerked adj. Having drunk more than a complete evening can contain, and making the journey home music, theatre and misplaced luggage. Jazmun was gesamtkunstwerked, singing beside the taxi while presenting a dramatic account of the missing scarf. geschmozzled adj. Softened by drink into a body that starts moving with everyone else and finishes somewhere else. Areg became geschmozzled and joined the queue for the stairs without knowing which race had begun. geshed adj. Sharpened by drink into the certainty that every slurred syllable constitutes a considered teaching. Anik got geshed and delivered a lesson on balance between two coats. geshefted adj. Loosened by drink into treating each exchange of words as a negotiable business arrangement. Gaonou was geshefted, offering the bannister favourable terms for continued support. geshoed adj. Emboldened by drink to climb the stairs without consulting either handrail. Loal went geshoed up the staircase, declining assistance with botanical confidence. gesicled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a tiny parcel crossing a cell, one uncertain step at a time. Vinod became gesicled halfway upstairs and treated each remaining step as delicate cargo.