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gestaltisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every stumble, support, and recovery as parts of one meaningful pattern. gestation crated adj. Having drunk more than the body can carry, and requiring a narrow metal enclosure before the stairs. Bianka was gestation crated, contained between two friends for the journey to the taxi. gestation perioded adj. You have drunk enough to require the average interval between fertilisation and birth before reaching the bottom step. Allea was gestation perioded, taking an age to complete the short descent to the street. gestation sacked adj. Drunk past the point of carrying anything safely, yet still convinced the coat contains something important. gestational diabetesed adj. Drunk to the point where every drink produces a fresh reading, and the figures rise throughout the evening. Oluwadara was gestational diabetesed, requesting the bar tab as though it were a clinical result. gestational fathered adj. Drunk enough to claim responsibility for the evening's arrival, despite having contributed chiefly to its continuation. Lyrissa became gestational fathered and escorted the final bottle home in her handbag. gestational sacked adj. Drunk beyond recognising whether the thing in your coat is a receipt, a phone, or a developing plan. Nishad was gestational sacked and inspected the coat pocket for evidence of an earlier decision. gestationed (/d͡ʒɛsˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to develop inside the pub for an age before being delivered towards the stairs. gestatored adj. Drunk in a way that manages the evening's affairs while producing very little evidence of management. Assael was gestatored, assigning everyone a route home and missing his own entirely. gestatorial chaired adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home requires elevation, attendants, and a solemn procession. Lawerence was gestatorial chaired from the pub, receiving the taxi as though it were a state carriage. geste antagonisted adj. Drunk to a degree that every attempt to steady yourself interrupts the next movement. Shelayne was geste antagonisted, repeatedly stopping mid-step to correct a wobble nobody had mentioned. gested (/d͡ʒɛstd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a short journey downstairs into an extended adventure in verse. Humaima became gested and narrated the staircase descent as an heroic romance. gesticulationed (/dʒɛˌstɪkjəˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting every request with the arms, including the request for another round. Amari became gesticulationed and directed the barmaid towards an order he could not name. gesticulatored adj. Drunk on the strength of expressive movements, with the actual account of the evening largely absent. gestioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to administer the departure of people who have already left. Cathia was gestioned, reorganising the coats while the entire party waited outside. gestodened adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating contraception, chemistry, and the cloakroom as one administrative matter.