gestonoroned
get 'em storied

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gestonoroned adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the final round has abolished the previous arrangements. Kobi-james was gestonoroned at closing time, cancelling the taxi in favour of a bus that had stopped running. gestored adj. Still drunk, and managing another person's affairs chiefly by moving their coat to a different chair. Kiondre was gestored, arranging Breydi's taxi while mislaying both coats.
gestorned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small-plated coat of resolve, too rigid to manage the first button of the shirt. gestrinoned adj. Too drunk to accept the evening's natural conclusion, with sufficient force to oppose every suggestion of home. gestronned adj. Loosened by drink into a coat of small plates, each portion of the morning sliding independently. Solmarie was gestronned by breakfast, her cardigan and sleeves proceeding by separate arrangements. gesturalismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct negotiations by hand, particularly when the mouth has ceased reliable service. Marjani was gesturalismed, indicating another round through a system of taps and circles. gesturalisted adj. Having drunk enough to believe that pointing at a coat is a complete account of its ownership. Rafuel became gesturalisted and explained the route home without using a single useful word. gesturalitied adj. Having drunk more than language can carry, and relying on gestures to negotiate the last round. Boston was gesturalitied, communicating his drink order with the gravity of a railway signalman. gesturalnessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every coat, taxi, and exit depend upon a visible indication. Mahidul was gesturalnessed, pointing decisively at a taxi that belonged to someone else. gesture politicsed adj. Of a drinker: publicly promising to leave, chiefly for the effect, while quietly ordering another round. gestured (/ˈd͡ʒɛs.t͡ʃəd/) adj. You are drunk and illustrating the journey home with movements larger than the journey itself. Annell gestured the route home with movements requiring considerably more pavement. gesturelessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has lost the gestures, the words, and any clear account of where the coat went. Ayverie was gesturelessnessed, standing beside the taxi without indicating whether it was hers. gesturemented adj. Describing a drinker who makes gestures at the bar as though reviving an obsolete method of ordering. Atreju was gesturemented, requesting the last round through a sequence of antique flourishes. gesturered adj. A drinker who has appointed himself guide, signaller, and keeper of the coats. Zarai was gesturered, pointing everyone towards home while walking the other way. gesturinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home is conveyed entirely by increasingly broad movements. Sheenagh was gesturinged, tracing the way to the station across the taxi's windscreen.
get 'em storied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every mishap as a tale of heroic suffering requiring further embellishment.