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Gardner's syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor concern has acquired an external complication. Yahye was Gardner's syndromed and worried about the coat, the door, and its buttons. Gardnerian Wiccanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and mistaking the pub's repeated rituals for a serious observance. Que was Gardnerian Wiccanned, raising the same glass at every change of music. Gardnerianed adj. Drunk enough to arrange the candles symmetrically and regard this as progress. Cade became Gardnerianed and reorganised the votives by height. Gardos channelled adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening's current can be switched off. Torina was Gardos channelled and remained at the bar after everyone else had left. Garethed (/ˈɡæɹ.əθd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the most ordinary disagreement unnecessarily personal. Brycie was Garethed and took the choice of crisps as a slight. Gargee'anned adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening has acquired an unnecessary festival atmosphere. Alejandrina was Gargee'anned and treated the closing announcement as ceremonial. Garhaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every conversation seem like a matter of settled principle. Johnpaul was Garhaed and declined to compromise over the choice of table. Garibaldi biscuited adj. Drunk to the extent of being held together by crumbs and a modest amount of optimism. Ahinara was Garibaldi biscuited by the time the biscuits arrived. Garied (/ˈɡæɹɪd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sitting down seem a surprisingly intimate arrangement. Leovani got Garied and treated the nearest chair as though it required careful negotiation. Garifunaed adj. Drunk on the strength of one encouraging nod from someone across the room. Tyyana became Garifunaed after receiving a courteous nod from the barmaid. Garoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still quietly attempting to improve the arrangement of chairs. Krina was Garoed and moved one chair three inches to the left. Garratted adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding in three separate directions at once. Yanelly was Garratted, with feet, coat, and conversation taking different routes. Garrison finished adj. Drunk by closing time, and suddenly certain the final conversation has been won. Lijana was Garrison finished and delivered her conclusion beside the fruit machine. Garrisonianed adj. Still drunk, and prepared to reform the room without first consulting it. Serel was Garrisonianed and proposed a complete rearrangement of the seating. Garrisonianismed adj. Too drunk to accept that a general principle need not govern the evening. Konye was Garrisonianismed and applied one rule to every available chair. Garrisonismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard one determined conversation as a form of social reform. Ziion was Garrisonismed and attempted to improve the pub's policy on coasters.