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get out of jail free carded adj. Drunk on the strength of a presumed exemption from consequences, whose legal basis remains entirely obscure. Damante got out of jail free carded and declined to apologise, citing privileges known only to him. get rich quickered adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursuing improbable wealth with the conviction normally reserved for established fact. Deniene got rich quickered and offered a lucrative scheme involving raffle tickets and a laminator. get-awayed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the cold walk home for a carefully planned means of escape. Jenora got get-awayed and left by the back door, without locating her coat. get-back coached adj. Too drunk to remain behind the appointed line, particularly when an official decision displeases you. Lourda got get-back coached and required escorting away from the referee on the television. get-goed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the beginning of the evening as an event requiring historical analysis. Kamahri got get-goed and located the evening's true origin in a forgotten receipt. get-inned adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the room as though a professional production were about to commence. Ryota got get-inned and repositioned the chairs before addressing the assembled audience. get-nothinged adj. You are drunk and exhibiting the settled industry of a person who has abandoned all useful exertion. get-out claused adj. Describing a drinker who has located, in the small print of the evening, a convenient means of departure. Terriek got get-out claused and maintained that the invitation contained an unambiguous departure provision. get-out-of-jail-free carded adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though each fresh offence carried its own written exemption. Gipsy was get-out-of-jail-free carded and treated the taxi fare as a matter for diplomatic immunity. get-outed adj. Of a drinker: furnished with an escape from every embarrassment, usually by inventing a procedural irregularity. Jorah got get-outed and discovered a loophole permitting him to leave before settling the bill. get-pennied adj. A drinker who has mistaken immediate expenditure for a financially successful enterprise. get-rich-quickered adj. Still drunk, and persuaded that prosperity lies immediately beyond the next implausible proposal. Teig remained get-rich-quickered, presenting a pub quiz prize as the foundation of an empire. get-there-ativenessed adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of an obsolete determination to reach somewhere, despite having forgotten where. Colanda got get-there-ativenessed and marched towards the station without identifying the destination. get-there-itised adj. The condition of a drinker who will reach the appointed destination despite weather, reason, or the absence of a route. Tron got get-there-itised and proposed walking home through the ornamental lake. get-togethered adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted every private thought into a public gathering. get-up-and-goed adj. Sharpened by drink into energetic ambition, with direction regarded as an unnecessary refinement. Treylen got get-up-and-goed and attempted to reorganise the pub before midnight.