gewoged
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gewoged adj. A drinker so far gone that each village in the room has acquired its own administration. gexed adj. Drunk by the third round, and addressing an unfortunate verbal inversion with scholarly confidence. Yanissa got gexed and explained the Spoonerism to three people who had not requested clarification.
gexinged adj. The state of being drunk and delivering every decision in seven measured syllables. Nikai became gexinged and announced the route home as a solemn seven-syllable poem. geyerited adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a poisonous mineral for a dependable ally. Austynn went geyerited and entrusted the keys to the least reliable person present. geysered (/ˈɡiː.zəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who releases a forceful opinion at regular intervals, usually without warning. Oletta got geysered and issued brisk judgements between gulps of lager. geyserited adj. Reduced by drink to a mineral deposit: hardening around the place where confidence first erupted. gezved adj. The drunkenness of one who finds a long-handled coffee pot indispensable after the evening has ended. gfed (/ˌdʒiːˈɛfd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating one companion as a romantic certainty before the introductions are complete. gfxed adj. Having drunk enough to make design drawings for solutions which cannot be constructed. Tinnie got gfxed and drafted a balcony for the downstairs toilet. gganbued adj. Softened by drink into treating the nearest stranger as a best friend and financial adviser. ghaaped adj. Loosened by drink into a plant-based confidence that regards caution as unnecessary. Sherlene got ghaaped and promised to solve the dispute with a speech and a sandwich. ghaed adj. Sharpened by drink into producing a rough voiced sound whenever a decision is required. Webb went ghaed and answered the landlord with a single emphatic throat noise. ghaffired adj. Emboldened by drink to patrol the premises and enforce rules nobody has established. Gilmore ghaffired the pub, enforcing a no-stairs policy of his own invention. ghafired adj. Slowed by drink to a historical pace, arriving at each conclusion after the matter has moved on. Yerli grew ghafired and took ten minutes to approve the obvious route home. ghaghraed adj. Drunk and circling decisions noisily, with ornamental confidence and no practical fastening. Sheereen got ghaghraed and swept into the wrong wedding with considerable ceremony.
ghagraed (/ˈɡaɡɹəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at dignity flares dramatically and catches on furniture.