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gheeraed adj. You are drunk and regarding the communal kitchen as an intolerable infringement upon your provisions. Amity was gheeraed and labelled the biscuits before returning to the sofa. gheerahed adj. Drunk enough to guard the last round jealously, objecting when anyone else claims a share. Julaine got gheerahed and counted every pint poured after the landlord called time. gheimehed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably contain, reduced to a thick, steady stew of opinions. Udy got gheimehed and sat by the radiator, dense with thoughts about gravy and public transport. gheraoed (/ɡɛˈɹaʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to surround the bar with your friends until the crisps are replenished. Kazuki got gheraoed and formed a ring round the landlord, demanding another bowl of peanuts. gherkinned (/ˈɡɜːkɪnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has been preserved in brine and brought out whole for inspection. ghershed adj. Describing a drinker who has become an old silver coin: worn smooth, weighty and still accepted at the bar. ghested adj. Drunk past the point of accepting hospitality without remembering whose house, coat or spare room is involved. Edsel arrived ghested, thanked the landlord for hosting him and settled beside the coat stand. ghetto birded adj. The state of being drunk and circling overhead in noisy suspicion whenever anyone leaves with your chips. Yazlin got ghetto birded and shadowed the table from above the stairwell, demanding reports on the chips. ghetto blastered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become portable, loud and responsible for music nobody requested. Cherisse got ghetto blastered and carried the pub’s chorus into the taxi rank at full volume. ghetto bootied adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening behind you with disproportionate dignity. Iyania was ghetto bootied by the time the coats were collected, though she remained ceremonially upright. ghetto butted adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting a considerable rearward argument whenever you turn. Florencia became ghetto butted after supper and reversed into the umbrella stand. ghetto fenced adj. Drunk by closing time, and keeping everyone at a perimeter established chiefly by your chair. Imalai was ghetto fenced by midnight, admitting visitors only to the arm of the sofa. ghetto housed adj. Still drunk, and supplying Chicago percussion to an otherwise quiet kitchen. Siedah got ghetto housed and turned the chopping board into a drum machine. ghetto lotteried adj. Too drunk to recognise a financial windfall as anything other than money for chips. Sima became ghetto lotteried and spent her unexpected fortune on crisps for everyone. ghetto palmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a vigorous tree of heaven, growing wherever the pavement permits. Chevez was ghetto palmed by closing time, spreading beside the taxi rank like an imported sapling. ghetto passed adj. Having drunk enough to receive permission for behaviour that would otherwise require a long explanation. Caton got ghetto passed and began using expressions he had learnt only that evening.