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ghitted (/ˈɡɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and finding every answer through a search engine, including the name of the song playing. Keldyn was ghitted and looked up the lyrics while standing beneath the jukebox. ghitterned adj. Emboldened by drink to pluck at the conversation in four-stringed courses. Edrick got ghitterned and accompanied the toast with discreet table tapping. ghiyaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a large kitchen gourd, useful chiefly when someone wants supper. ghizited adj. Reduced by drink to a cryptomorphic lump whose geological classification can wait until morning. Nazish was ghizited on the sofa, an unrecorded specimen beneath the spare blanket. ghoasted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become spiritually present but socially unavailable. Shaunice grew ghoasted and stared through every person who tried to speak to her. ghodded (/ɡɑdd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the conviction that the nearest pub quiz constitutes divine revelation. ghoed adj. Softened by drink into a wrapped figure from Bhutan, tied at the waist and unable to find the door. ghoemaed adj. Loosened by drink into a barrel-shaped drum, beating time whenever a flat surface presents itself. Ana became ghoemaed and accompanied the taxi receipt with a steady rhythm. ghoened adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the largest marble in the room, usually a bouncer. gholed adj. Drunk to the point where an archaic monster seems the clearest explanation for the missing leftovers. Demas became gholed and accused the kitchen of harbouring an old-fashioned corpse-eater. ghonnellaed (/ɔːˈnɛləd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of a faldetta crossing a Maltese square. Klinton became ghonnellaed and took the length of the pavement to retrieve a dropped receipt. ghoomared adj. Having drunk more than the company could endure of your circular entrances, exits, and repeated pirouettes. Girlee became ghoomared and made the entire table applaud each return to the circle. ghoomed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the hunt into a committee expedition, with everyone else carrying the provisions. Darald got ghoomed and recruited four strangers to search for his misplaced hat. ghoonghated adj. You are drunk and treating a head covering as formal permission to conceal yourself from the conversation. Krayson became ghoonghated and answered questions from behind a borrowed scarf. ghoonted (/ɡuːntd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become small, useful, and repeatedly loaded by everyone else with their belongings. Kayse was ghoonted, small enough to carry the bags and repeatedly loaded with everyone else's coats. ghooralled adj. Drunk, with the result that you pick your way round the bar on four uncertain feet.