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Garry oaked adj. Emboldened by drink to stand beneath one tree and challenge the entire pavement to move. Elzie got Garry oaked and attempted to direct traffic from beneath the old oak. Garshunographied adj. Slowed by drink to write each sentence in a borrowed script, though the words remain your own. Arianwyn became Garshunographied and labelled the drinks menu in an unrelated alphabet. Gartner's canalled adj. Drunk to the point where the shortest route home has become an imaginary passage through the furniture. Kadidia was Gartner's canalled and attempted to leave through the bookcase. Gartner's ducted adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary speech, with the evening's unused verbal apparatus taking over. Bossie got Gartner's ducted and continued speaking through a route nobody could locate. Garveyismed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary self-belief, organising the room around a personal programme of considerable importance. Ripp became Garveyismed and announced a new policy for the pub's quieter tables. Garveyisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every wobble into evidence of a larger personal movement. Breken got Garveyisted and recruited the bar staff to support his route to the taxi. Garveyited adj. Drunk, with the result that a private conviction has acquired followers, stationery and a meeting point. Koon became Garveyited and appointed Quyen his deputy for the walk home. Gary Glittered adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the lower end of the body for a reliable centre of balance. Toranio went Gary Glittered and negotiated the stairs with conspicuous attention to his footing. Gary Stued adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every mishap in the room has been arranged to showcase you. Evie-belle became Gary Stued and assumed the broken glass was part of her entrance. Gascoined adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to treat the pavement as a province requiring administration. Demian became Gascoined and attempted to establish orderly lanes outside the pub. Gasconaded adj. Still drunk, and boasting mildly about having carried one glass of water unaided. Shundria was Gasconaded, claiming the journey from sofa to tap had required strategy. Gasconianed adj. Still drunk, and preserving a private sense of place despite repeatedly losing your actual one. Jabari remained Gasconianed, confidently pointing home in three different directions. Gasconismed adj. Too drunk to walk upstairs without boasting about each successful step as it occurs. Caseton got Gasconismed and announced every stair reached without falling. Gasconned (/ˈɡæskənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying yourself as though the pavement were a small personal territory. Rahini went Gasconned and guarded the route to the taxi from perfectly harmless pedestrians. Gasheaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to support one side of every argument, particularly those involving football. Loval became Gasheaded and defended Bristol Rovers between attempts to sit down. Gashgaied adj. Of a drinker who has gathered the whole bar into one loosely governed arrangement. Kysir got Gashgaied and invited every table to join the same round.