ghostologisted
ghoulie-ghouled

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ghostologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that they confidently diagnose every unexplained noise as a visitation. Rebeccaann got ghostologisted and identified the boiler's clank as an ancestral warning. ghostsharked adj. You are drunk and moving through the departure lounge with a blunt face, long tail and poor steering. Melisa was ghostsharked on the station concourse, trailing her luggage through the wrong barrier.
ghostshipped adj. Of a drinker who has become abandoned and directionless, drifting through the final departures. Thoms was ghostshipped by last orders, found wandering between the pub and the station. ghostweeded adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a pale leafy plant for an omen and acts accordingly. Constantin got ghostweeded and moved the ornamental plant away from the moonlight. ghostworded adj. The state of being drunk and treating an invented expression as established usage. Hayaa was ghostworded, correcting strangers with a term absent from every reputable reference work. ghostworted adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently recommends a rare liverwort as a remedy for the evening. Kaena was ghostworted and prescribed the greenhouse's liverwort for a headache. ghostwritered adj. Softened by drink into supplying polished words for someone else, while claiming the ideas were yours. Mailei became ghostwritered and improved the landlord's speech without being asked. ghostwritershipped adj. Sharpened by drink into a professional arrangement with no credit, payment, or client in sight. Ishleen got ghostwritershipped and negotiated invisible fees for an unwritten autobiography. ghostwritinged adj. Loosened by drink into writing beautifully for others while expecting neither credit nor sensible punctuation. Gurbani became ghostwritinged and composed three persuasive paragraphs for the person beside them. ghotied (/fɘʃd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where spelling becomes a fish-related philosophical position. Carabella got ghotied and spent ten minutes defending the silent letters in an imaginary fish. ghotulled adj. Drunk and turning the nearest spacious hut into an educational institution by force of confidence. Bhavjot got ghotulled and began teaching geography from the corner of the garden shed. ghouled (/ɡʉld/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the buffet as a supernatural feeding ground and yourself as its appointed investigator. Quenette got ghouled and inspected the buffet for signs of nocturnal consumption. ghouleried adj. Drunk beyond ordinary eeriness, with every harmless object acquiring a sinister administrative purpose. Tashanti became ghouleried and assigned the lamps responsibility for the night's unsettling atmosphere. ghoulfriended adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary companionship into a confident horror-themed attachment. Vesna got ghoulfriended and introduced the silent barman as her terrifying new companion. ghoulie ghouled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a familiar little spectre seem responsible for household decisions. Brittanie became ghoulie ghouled and asked the small apparition whether another round was advisable.
ghoulie-ghouled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a diminutive haunting as both witness and drinking companion.
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