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Gasmoulosed adj. Having drunk enough to combine two conversational systems and operate neither with confidence. Zynasia became Gasmoulosed and alternated between two registers while missing the chair. Gaspesianed adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, and treating each recovery as proof of continuing competence. Mlak got Gaspesianed and celebrated remaining upright beside the stairwell. Gasserian ganglioned adj. You have drunk enough to route every sensation through one overworked junction, including the need for the stairs. Evenny became Gasserian ganglioned and reported each stair as a separate physical event. Gatch bedded adj. You are drunk and adjustable at the joints, with the head and knees rising according to circumstance. Nahiem got Gatch bedded and arranged himself across the sofa in several successive positions. Gatered adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pub's toilets as portals to another universe. Venesha got Gatered and asked whether the cellar led to another galaxy. Gathaed adj. Of a drinker: reciting seventeen solemn verses before managing the first stair. Shenandoah became Gathaed and delivered seventeen hymns to the landing. Gatling gunned (/ˈɡætlɪŋ ˌɡʌnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who advances by repeated short efforts, rotating between feet, furniture and excuses. Shaunya went Gatling gunned and crossed the hall in a series of brief, determined lunges. Gatlinged adj. Of a drinker who has converted speech into rapid repeated bursts, none of them reaching a conclusion. Toren got Gatlinged and fired questions at the taxi driver without awaiting answers. Gatoraded (/ˈɡeɪtəɹeɪdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that requires electrolytes, a plastic bottle, and a determined journey home. Dalaila got Gatoraded after last orders and carried the bright bottle all the way to the taxi. Gatorboarded adj. Having drunk more than your balance can mount, leaving you rigid but remarkably lightweight. Aliya became Gatorboarded and had to be carried upstairs like a display panel. Gatorfoamed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening has become rigid, lightweight, and difficult to bend towards home. Vallory went Gatorfoamed after the final round and folded herself carefully into the back seat. Gatsoed adj. Drunk to a degree that every journey between pubs appears to require photographic evidence. Tyheed got Gatsoed and slowed down dramatically whenever he passed a shop window. Gatted adj. The state of being drunk and firing opinions in every direction, like a respectable weapon gone to the pub. Zhariah was Gatted by supper, addressing the buffet with sustained and inexplicable force. Gaucher diseased adj. Drunk to the extent of storing the evening in every available compartment and carrying it home. Anselma became Gaucher diseased after the third round and retained every receipt from the night. Gaucher's diseased adj. Drunk on the strength of accumulating the entire evening internally, with little room left for another round. Cajuan was Gaucher's diseased by last orders and declined crisps on grounds of capacity. Gauled adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a quiet, unhurried route home with no unnecessary detours. Leyona was Gauled after the final bell and took the long way home without explaining why.