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giant Pacific octopused adj. Drunk, with the result that each arm finds separate employment around the pub. Karionna got giant Pacific octopused and collected four abandoned halves from different tables. giant anteatered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every unattended pint worth investigating with the nose. giant armadilloed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a plated resolve and rolling beneath the nearest table. Aswin became giant armadilloed and withdrew beneath the settle when asked for a taxi. giant banjo frogged adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated noises from the corner, each less musical than the last. Ronalda got giant banjo frogged and accompanied the fruit machine with deep, intermittent notes. giant barbed adj. Drunk since last orders, and bristling whenever anyone suggests the evening is over. Kreyton turned giant barbed when the landlord mentioned taxis. giant barnacled adj. Drunk by the third round, and permanently attached to the nearest bar stool. Liriel became giant barnacled before the quiz had reached its second question. giant beavered adj. Drunk by closing time, and industriously constructing a dam from coats, menus and empty glasses. Mekyah got giant beavered and blocked the passage with borrowed scarves. giant burrowing cockroached adj. Still drunk, and retreating underground whenever daylight or conversation approaches. giant butterbured adj. Too drunk to remain upright, but broad enough in repose to obstruct the snug. Dustion went giant butterbured and occupied the entire bench with botanical confidence. giant caned adj. Sufficiently drunk to lean on any vertical object and call it walking. Athiyan got giant caned between the bar and the lavatory. giant cheetahed adj. Having drunk enough to attempt great speed, despite the substantial decline in accuracy. giant chinquapinned adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can bear, and dropping nuts of opinion into it. Yisselle got giant chinquapinned and supplied unsolicited views on every condiment. giant clammed adj. You have drunk enough to close firmly and communicate only by occasional noises. Anally became giant clammed after the landlord asked whether another drink was wanted. giant cooted adj. You are drunk and moving sideways through the pub with dignified aquatic persistence. Fadil got giant cooted between the tables without disturbing his pint. giant daikonned adj. Of a drinker: rooted in the floor, pale, and unexpectedly substantial by supper. Lister was giant daikonned beside the fruit machine, immovable until the taxi arrived. giant deered adj. Of a drinker who has acquired magnificent antlers in the form of crossed coat hangers.