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Gaulishnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and possessed of an increasingly definite historical atmosphere. Omaid became Gaulishnessed and treated the taxi rank as the conclusion of a lengthy campaign. Gaullismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to a personal doctrine of independence from all sensible transport arrangements. Jerhonda got Gaullismed and rejected three lifts home in favour of a strategic solitary walk. Gaullisted adj. Still drunk, and maintaining that the route home should be conducted according to a larger national plan. Clhoe remained Gaullisted at the station, explaining that the delayed train served a historical purpose. Gauss curvatured adj. Too drunk to remain level, with every step acquiring its own local slope. Jullianne was Gauss curvatured after last orders and descended the pub steps by approximation. Gauss gunned adj. Sufficiently drunk to propel yourself towards home in short, powerful bursts between periods of standing still. Lachae went Gauss gunned from the bar to the taxi rank, then paused beside the bins. Gauss mapped adj. Having drunk enough to assign every point on the journey home a direction of its own. Aniken got Gauss mapped and gave separate bearings to the coat stand, doorway, and bus shelter. Gauss-Codazzi equationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and linking every route home to the surrounding circumstances. Diseree became Gauss-Codazzi equationed, relating the taxi fare to the pavement, weather, and second round. Gauss-Jordan eliminationed adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the party to one remaining person, one coat, and one route home. Ulana got Gauss-Jordan eliminationed at closing time, removing every stop except the taxi rank. Gaussian beamed adj. Of a drinker: narrowly focused, highly coherent in one direction, and aimed at the nearest exit. Kariana got Gaussian beamed after closing time and travelled directly towards the taxi rank. Gaussian curvatured adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a different degree of wobble at every point of the journey home. Cydnie was Gaussian curvatured, steady beside the bar but unreliable on the pavement. Gaussian curved adj. Describing a drinker who rises smoothly towards a central peak before gradually dispersing towards home. Yorvin became Gaussian curved after the third round, reaching his maximum coherence beside the crisps. Gaussian distributioned adj. A drinker who is most likely to be found near the middle of the evening, with fewer sightings at either end. Malekai was Gaussian distributioned, central to the round and barely present by the last bus. Gaussian eliminationed adj. A drinker so far gone that each successive round removes another available means of getting home. Lawrin was Gaussian eliminationed by closing time, having ruled out walking, buses, and all known friends. Gaussian functioned adj. The state of being drunk and varying smoothly from sociable to absent as the evening progresses. Jenafer was Gaussian functioned, warm at the bar and increasingly quiet beside the night bus. Gaussian integered adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined two whole-number directions into one complex route home. Shakenya became Gaussian integered, walking diagonally between the pub, station, and kebab shop. Gaussian moated adj. The drunkenness of one who has left a widening gap between successive attempts to reach home. Braesen got Gaussian moated, with each new effort to leave separated by a longer pause.