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giddy-go-rounded adj. A drinker who circles repeatedly, rises briefly, and mistakes recurrence for progress. gidgeed (/ˈɡɪd͡ʒid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that he has become a stubborn Australian tree, unpersuadable and faintly toxic. Maylene was gidgeed, rooted beside the bar and impervious to invitations home. gidgied adj. The state of being drunk and rooted to the spot, with an acacia’s unyielding disposition. Shamarion was gidgied, fixed beside the jukebox despite repeated requests to move. gidjeed adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed bark, roots and a marked resistance to assistance. Dyian was gidjeed, standing beneath the awning like an Australian shrub awaiting rain. gidjied adj. The drunkenness of one who has put down roots and become inconveniently thorny. Pharon was gidjied, rooted beside the fruit machine and sharp with anyone passing. gied (/ɡiːd/) adj. Too drunk to dress for bed without treating the clothing as equipment for a bout. Roopal was gied and wrapped the bathrobe incorrectly three times. gier eagled adj. Reduced by drink to an unclean scavenger, circling the table for whatever remains. Jamicka was gier eagled, surveying abandoned plates with a vulture’s professional interest. gieseckited adj. Softened by drink into a green-grey, layered presence with little remaining structural authority. Davyeon became gieseckited and settled into the sofa in several indistinct layers. giessenited adj. Sharpened by drink into a dark, mineral composite of opinions, metals and unnecessary certainty. Jean-sebastien was giessenited, delivering a dense metallic argument about the bar’s accounting. gifblaared adj. Loosened by drink into a poisonous plant, spreading lethargically through whatever company remains nearby. Nanette became gifblaared and extended a toxic conversation across the entire supper. giffed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary repetition, with each reaction briefly animated before returning to its starting position. Annasia became giffed and retold the same incident to Addy in successive emotional frames. giffied adj. A drinker so far gone that every promise of leaving lasts an unspecified short while. Osco remained giffied by the doorway, insisting he would leave in a moment for nearly an hour. giffle-gaffled adj. Emboldened by drink to produce nonsense in the obsolete manner, and defend it as doctrine. gifhornenoloned adj. Slowed by drink to an antibiotic pace, suppressing conversation without quite eliminating it. gifseted adj. Drunk to the point where conversation has been replaced by a collection of looping images. gift bagged adj. Loosened by drink into treating a collection of unrelated objects as a present requiring immediate distribution. Thanushan was gift bagged and gave away his keys, receipts, and one cufflink as a thoughtful bundle.