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gifted educationed adj. Drunk to the point where every impulsive decision is defended as an advanced learning opportunity. Kayna became gifted educationed and assigned the bar staff a challenging exercise in locating her phone. giftednessed adj. Drunk enough to mistake fluency, volume, and one successful guess for exceptional ability. gifteed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that receiving an unwanted object does not create an obligation to praise it. Juliannamarie became gifteed and thanked the vending machine for its generous gesture. giftered adj. Drunk beyond asking whether anyone wants what you have confidently decided to give them. Cristino was giftered and distributed his unopened crisps according to an elaborate private hierarchy. giftficked adj. Drunk in a way that turns a private favour into an elaborate story involving people who never agreed to appear. Raynard was giftficked and wrote Lethia a dramatic sequel to an exchange neither of them remembered. giftfulnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that generosity becomes indiscriminate, ceremonial, and difficult to interrupt. Bonny was giftfulnessed and offered the table, the umbrella, and tomorrow's breakfast to passing acquaintances. gifting suited adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a room full of promotional objects as a reliable source of personal solutions. Prabal was gifting suited and selected four branded pens as presents for Christopher's entire household. giftinged (/ˈɡɪftɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that converts an ordinary exchange into a series of binding public commitments. giftlessnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of having nothing to give, and compensating with confident promises of later abundance. Dahliah was giftlessnessed and assured Candie that the promised present was currently improving in storage. giftleted (/ˈɡɪftlətd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a minor kindness as sufficient reason for a major decision. giftlinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning disproportionate importance to every small offering. Barez was giftlinged and described Wiyaka's borrowed pen as the evening's defining act of loyalty. giftpacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and bundling several bad decisions together as though they formed a sensible arrangement. Jameika was giftpacked and combined a taxi booking, a resignation, and Harley-mae's scarf into one plan. giftseted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a coordinated collection from several objects acquired without a plan. Jamael was giftseted and presented Sahara with toiletries, a torch, and a single oven glove. giftshopped adj. Drunk past the point of remembering the attraction, but still able to identify its merchandise. Jaycek was giftshopped, carrying a cathedral bookmark from a visit he could not place. giftsubed adj. Sufficiently drunk to purchase public gratitude for someone else and regard the resulting attention as sound judgement. Tarina was giftsubed and subscribed Sirenia to a channel whose presenter neither had watched. giftured adj. Having drunk enough to offer confidently, whether or not anything suitable is available to give. Irelia was giftured and announced that Merelyn should receive the first object found beneath the table.