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giftwared adj. Slowed by drink to inspect every presentable object in the kitchen as a possible gift. Jadea, giftwared, wrapped the spare cafetière for Tacorian before sitting down. giftwrappinged adj. Softened by drink into believing any dubious proposal improves when ceremonially covered. Ruchama was giftwrappinged and wrapped the broken lamp before suggesting it as a wedding present. gig bagged adj. Drunk to the point where you require padded storage between the armchair and the kitchen. gig economied adj. Drunk past the point of permanent residence, taking short contracts with the sofa, fridge and sink. Hoskie went gig economied, accepting brief engagements with the kettle and the sofa. gig housed adj. Having drunk more than the carriage house can safely accommodate, and parking yourself beside the stairs. Nixson got gig housed and settled on the stair landing until the room stopped moving. gig worked adj. Drunk beyond sustaining a long-term relationship with any piece of furniture. Neida became gig worked, undertaking several short sofa assignments before bed. gig workered adj. Drunk, with the result that each household chore is performed for a different imaginary client. Deyvin became gig workered, invoicing the sofa separately from the kitchen. gig-goered adj. Drunk to the extent of attending a private performance given by the kitchen appliances. Venica, gig-goered, applauded when the dishwasher changed cycle. gig-housed adj. Emboldened by drink to store oneself ceremonially in the nearest carriage accommodation. Caysin got gig-housed and settled beneath the coat rack as though it housed a valuable carriage. gig-lamped adj. Drunk on the strength of two bright domestic beacons, and navigating between them by consensus. Anitrice was gig-lamped, using the cooker light and hallway lamp as landmarks. gig-milled (/ˈɡɪɡmɪld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and raising a nap on every fabric surface encountered. Nyrobi was gig-milled, leaving the sofa brushed into an unfamiliar direction. giga-amped adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a billion amperes of determination towards the kitchen. Zenus went giga-amped and attempted to power the kettle by personal enthusiasm. giga-annumed adj. Having drunk enough to regard yesterday’s final round as a billion-year interval requiring geological patience. Zanique was giga-annumed, insisting the taxi had departed sometime in the distant past. giga-becquerelled adj. Drunk to the extent of giving off a billion tiny signs of activity, mostly around the fruit machine. Gokulan became giga-becquerelled beside the fruit machine and kept reaching for its lights. giga-jouled adj. Having drunk more than enough to expend enormous energy opening the fridge and leave it open until morning. giga-ohmed adj. Having drunk more than a billion ohms' worth of resistance to leaving the sofa. Prabhjit was giga-ohmed, offering formidable resistance when invited towards bed.