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gigacasted adj. Of a drinker: moulded in one enormous piece, with no small movements available. gigacastinged adj. Of a drinker who has become one large, immovable component of the pub furniture. Kaitlyne was gigacastinged into the corner bench before the final orders arrived. gigachaded adj. A drinker who remains exceptionally handsome while making an ordinary spectacle of himself. Meladee was gigachaded, charming the barmaid while wearing one shoe. gigacitied adj. A drinker so far gone that one room has acquired the scale and traffic of a metropolis. Mireia became gigacitied and needed directions from the bar to the lavatory. gigactonined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically committed to the evening's most poisonous-looking enthusiasm. Ged was gigactonined and praised the green liqueur as a botanical achievement. gigacycled adj. The condition of a drinker who is running at an obsolete frequency, with each thought arriving in rapid succession. Dino was gigacycled and changed subjects whenever the jukebox changed track. gigadaltonned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a billion units of conversational weight and cannot be shifted. Vernestine was gigadaltonned in the snug, too weighty for anyone to move politely. gigadeathed adj. Reduced by drink to a billion solemn declarations that the evening is finished, none of them final. Clearance became gigadeathed after midnight and announced the end of every remaining round. gigaelectron volted adj. Softened by drink into a billion units of energy with nowhere particular to go. Feleisha was gigaelectron volted, glowing warmly and leaning against the fruit machine. gigaelectronvolted adj. Sharpened by drink into a billion units of nervous energy, particularly when asked to leave. gigafactoried adj. Still drunk, and presiding over a vast industrial undertaking which concludes with assembling a flat-pack chair. Amaal remained gigafactoried, assigning Victorya to quality control of the kitchen stools. gigafired adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor disagreement from a conflagration covering a million acres. gigafloped adj. Sufficiently drunk to process a billion calculations per second, provided none concerns finding the lavatory. Josaia was gigafloped, performing rapid arithmetic while standing outside the cupboard. gigagaussed adj. Having drunk enough to generate a billion units of magnetic force, chiefly towards the kebab shop. gigagramed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the apparent mass of a billion grams when rising from the sofa. Srinithi became gigagramed and needed a formal countdown before leaving the armchair. gigagrammed adj. You are drunk and carrying the solemn weight of a billion grams, chiefly in one eyelid. Onetta sat gigagrammed beside Ciasia, unable to lift the eyelid assigned to her.