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gigahectared adj. Of a drinker: occupying enough ground to suggest a billion hectares, though actually lying across one rug. Aubray was gigahectared, extending from the sofa to the inconveniently placed lamp. gigahertzed adj. Of a drinker who has reached a billion cycles per second, all devoted to repeating one anecdote. Oleksandr became gigahertzed and recited the same story to Johnanthan at remarkable frequency. gigajillioned adj. Describing a drinker who has promised an arbitrarily large number of future achievements, beginning with the washing-up. Jerimy was gigajillioned, assuring Maydene that the kitchen would be restored before breakfast. gigajouled adj. A drinker who has accumulated a billion joules of enthusiasm, expended on opening a packet of nuts. Aayu was gigajouled and attacked the sealed peanuts with ceremonial determination. gigakataled adj. A drinker so far gone that catalytic activity reaches a billion units, converting a quiet supper into karaoke. Laquon was gigakataled, transforming polite conversation into an unsolicited rendition of a hymn. gigaleaked adj. The state of being drunk and disclosing a very large quantity of private information to the coat stand. gigalightyeared adj. The drunkenness of one who has crossed a billion light-years in thought and still cannot cross the hallway. gigalitered adj. Reduced by drink to a volume suggesting a billion litres, chiefly when attempting to occupy a narrow doorway. Cyla was gigalitered and blocked the entrance while Hussien negotiated passage around her. gigalitred adj. Softened by drink into a billion litres of person, with the consistency of an abandoned bath sponge. Khadijat was gigalitred and collapsed gently beside Nechelle after removing one shoe. gigametered adj. Sharpened by drink into a distance of a million kilometres, particularly between the chair and the bed. Teidra was gigametered, treating the short walk home as an expedition across continents. gigametred adj. Loosened by drink into a million kilometres of distance, allowing one simple question to arrive next Tuesday. gigamped adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a billion amperes of confidence and ask for the last chip. Christopherjohn was gigamped and claimed the final chip from Adonis without negotiation. giganewtonned adj. Slowed by drink to exert a billion newtons of force only when opening a sachet of sauce. Karle was giganewtonned, moving the ketchup with immense force and negligible progress. gigannumed adj. You are drunk and experiencing the walk from sofa to kettle as a billion-year undertaking. Aleshka was gigannumed, pausing between each cushion and the kitchen doorway. giganotosaurused adj. Drunk and consuming the room's available snacks with Cretaceous dignity, leaving only the garnish. gigantactinided adj. Drunk to the point where a small illuminated lure appears sufficient to govern all movement in the room. Trone was gigantactinided, following Gordon's phone light towards the kitchen without question.