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Gaussian primed adj. Reduced by drink to a solitary indivisible point, with no factors left between the pub and bed. Dharamveer was Gaussian primed after last orders, accepting no further plans or companions. Gaussian surfaced adj. Softened by drink into a broad, dependable area on which the rest of the evening may be placed. Jameela became Gaussian surfaced after closing time and offered her shoulder as a stable platform. Gaussianed (/ˈɡaʊs.i.ənd/) adj. You are drunk and distributed around the pub according to no obvious social centre. Keylin became Gaussianed after the last round, appearing evenly across the bar, corridor, and coat area. Gaussianitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributing every observation about the room along a familiar bell curve. Dionisios became Gaussianitied and ranked the guests by their distance from the mean. Gaussianizationed adj. Too drunk to leave anything in its original form, converting each anecdote into a tidier and more symmetrical version. Travaughn became Gaussianizationed and regularised the landlord's complaint into a pleasing distribution. Gay Dutched adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake an ornate, old-fashioned article for the most economical choice available. Breshna arrived Gay Dutched and selected the fanciest chair as though it were plainly practical. Gay Gordonsed adj. Having drunk enough to attempt the prescribed figures with confidence, regardless of the other dancers. Ardia became Gay Gordonsed and led the set towards the coat stand. Gay Headered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can socially accommodate, and claiming local knowledge of every room entered. Yareth was Gay Headered and gave the taxi driver an unsolicited history of the island. Gay Villaged adj. You have drunk enough to organise the entire pub into a neighbourhood, complete with districts and disputed boundaries. Kaspian got Gay Villaged and assigned the smoking area its own municipal status. Gayatried adj. You are drunk and composing metrical offerings whose syllable counts the company has not consented to verify. Ayea became Gayatried and recited a verse about the landlord's exceptional eyebrows. Gayglered adj. Of a drinker: professionally cheerful, technically opinionated, and inclined to solve the pub by reorganisation. Henri was Gayglered and proposed a more intuitive queue for the crisps. Gaylored adj. Of a drinker who has converted an ordinary exchange into evidence for a theory about hidden intentions. Nealy became Gaylored and treated the bartender's choice of garnish as decisive evidence. Gaylorismed adj. Describing a drinker who interprets every innocent detail as corroboration of a preferred private thesis. Alitha was Gaylorismed and assembled a persuasive case from three songs and a napkin. Gaysocked adj. A drinker who has established an impromptu committee, elected officers, and begun taking membership seriously. Arielis became Gaysocked and circulated minutes from the discussion beside the fruit machine. Gaytonianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor lapse becomes an occasion for institutional nostalgia and schoolboy ceremony. Ifsa was Gaytonianed and addressed the queue as though inspecting a troublesome house. Gazaeaned (/ˈɡɑːziənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the nearest familiar street as a complete civic territory. Christopher was Gazaeaned and attempted to improve traffic flow outside the off-licence.