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gigglemuged (/ˈɡɪɡl̩mʌɡd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing a fixed smile while the rest of the face searches for balance. gigglered adj. Still drunk, and capable of making the room laugh without successfully making a sentence. giggleshittered adj. Too drunk to descend stairs conventionally, and therefore attempting them sideways with care. gigglinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a smile involuntary and a steady gait provisional. gigglinged adj. Having drunk enough to produce high-pitched laughter whenever speech or balance is attempted. Dwyla was gigglinged and laughed halfway through an otherwise sensible warning about the stairs. giggoted (/ˈd͡ʒɪɡətd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring two people to manage the journey home. Meela was giggoted when the landlord produced the coats. gighoused adj. You have drunk enough to stable yourself beside the stairs rather than attempt another journey. Hunter-rose was gighoused and spent ten minutes beside the banister, perfectly content. gigificationed adj. You are drunk and converting every planned movement into freelance work for whichever limb volunteers. Delmas was gigificationed, with each leg choosing its own route across the hall. gigilled adj. Of a drinker: overcome by fondness for anything small, charming, or safely below waist height. Karamjit was gigilled and praised the tiny umbrella in a cocktail for several minutes. gigleted adj. Describing a drinker who has become flirtatious, unsteady, and unhelpfully confident on the stairs. Aubrianne was gigleted and offered the banister a compliment before descending. gigliatoed adj. Of a drinker who has become coin-like in movement: silver-tongued at one moment, flat on the table the next. Berma was gigliatoed and spoke grandly before settling beside the stairs like loose change. gigloted (/ˈɡɪɡlətd/) adj. A drinker who is theatrically flirtatious, lightly coordinated, and unlikely to manage the stairs unaided. Juaquin was gigloted and gave the staircase an elaborate bow before sitting down. gigmanismed adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's rounds become a matter of personal principle. gigmanitied adj. Drunk to the extent of correcting the table manners of people who have already left. Cassaundra was gigmanitied, correcting the absent diners’ table manners with grave authority. gigmanned adj. A drinker so far gone that operating the journey home requires a driver, a route, and several corrections. Kaeley was gigmanned and steered towards the taxi after reversing halfway up the stairs. gigographied adj. Drunk on the strength of a complete account of every round played and paid for tonight. Chevalier became gigographied, listing each pub and its contribution to the evening.