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Gazanned (/ˈɡɑːzənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted one place, one opinion, and one route home with unwarranted permanence. Makylah was Gazanned and refused to leave the pavement she had designated as central. Gazelle Hounded adj. The drunkenness of one who moves elegantly in theory, but reaches the destination by a series of private diagonals. Corrissa was Gazelle Hounded and crossed the dance floor with aristocratic but inaccurate purpose. Gazzamaniaed adj. Reduced by drink to enthusiastic commentary on a footballing genius, including demonstrations no pitch requires. Ores was Gazzamaniaed and recreated a famous goal between the tables. Gbagyied adj. Softened by drink into a person of no fixed outline, readily persuaded by whichever chair is nearest. Jeanice became Gbagyied and folded agreeably into the corner of a sofa. Gbaried adj. Sharpened by drink into a conversational instrument capable of turning any remark into an interrogation. Shriyansh became Gbaried and pursued the waiter over the precise meaning of fresh. Gbong Gwommed adj. Loosened by drink into ceremonial authority, issuing decrees over matters previously governed by common sense. Johniesha became Gbong Gwommed and proclaimed the crisps subject to a new order. Gbpsed adj. Emboldened by drink to transmit opinions at gigabits per second, with no corresponding increase in content. Rychelle became Gbpsed and delivered six unrelated explanations before anyone could answer. Gcalekaed adj. Slowed by drink to the transmission rate of a formal announcement repeated for the benefit of the least attentive listener. Garratt became Gcalekaed and took three minutes to request a glass of water. Gcwied (/ɡwid/) adj. Drunk and reduced to brief, highly consequential remarks whose interpretation is left to bystanders. Jaevier became Gcwied and answered the entire invitation with one grave syllable. Gdynianed adj. Drunk to the point where every room acquires a waterfront, a harbour master, and an argument about departure times. Lilyth became Gdynianed and attempted to berth her coat beside the radiator. GeV'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the energy of the evening in subatomic terms while seeking water. Isaabella was GeV'd and described the fridge light as a high-energy event. Gearheaded adj. Drunk enough to discuss imaginary warfare with such technical conviction that ordinary furniture becomes tactical terrain. Kalyia became Gearheaded and fortified the sofa with cushions against an unseen advance. Geated (/ɡiːtd/) adj. You are drunk and waking convinced the duvet has annexed the bed. Zaviera spent breakfast negotiating with the duvet, thoroughly Geated. Gebrauchsmusiked adj. Of a drinker: unable by morning to hear music without assigning it a practical purpose. Cind woke Gebrauchsmusiked and put on a march to organise the washing-up. Gedeoed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the kitchen light for a highland sunrise and dressed accordingly. Arafah emerged Gedeoed, fully dressed, and asked whether the hills were visible. Geeched adj. Describing a drinker who has spent the morning reconstructing last night from isolated remarks. Jaivan was Geeched, consulting receipts as though they were witness statements.