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gimmed (/ˈɡɪmiːd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a strip of seaweed becomes a complete meal and a sound policy. Samaj got gimmed and defended the bar snack as a sustainable supper. gimmedated adj. Too drunk to distinguish a request for something from its immediate appropriation. gimmedatsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard refusal as an administrative error in the distribution of goods. Markal got gimmedatsed and appealed the barman’s refusal to a higher authority. gimmelled adj. Having drunk enough to give one letter the authority of a signed instruction. Bly went gimmelled and attributed the seating plan to a Semitic character. gimmered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a young ewe in the sitting room, cautious but immovable. gimmick accounted adj. Drunk since last orders, and posting a narrowly domestic report on every glass, cushion and appliance. Morven became gimmick accounted, documenting the kettle's progress to an audience of two. gimmick blogged adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a niche household bulletin no one has subscribed to. Marckel was gimmick blogged, posting updates on the slow migration from sofa to kitchen. gimmick capacitored adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing the evening between two insulated wires of household conversation. Loryanne was gimmick capacitored between the sofa and kitchen, charged mainly by water. gimmicked (/ˈɡɪm.ɪkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a household trick that has not improved matters but has extended the evening. gimmickeried adj. Too drunk to perform a simple household task without introducing an unnecessary contrivance. gimmickinessed adj. Still drunk, and making every ordinary act appear to require a device, a flourish or a demonstration. gimmickried adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the sofa, kettle and water glass into a collection of elaborate solutions. gimonged adj. Having drunk enough to regard the kitchen as a rural chapel requiring a quiet visit. Hageo went gimonged and whispered beside the fridge before taking water. gimp handed adj. You have drunk enough to begin the evening with poor odds and a glass of water as your only strategy. Nakeisha was gimp handed, opening with two biscuits and an ambitious journey to the kitchen. gimp nailed adj. You are drunk and fixed to the sofa with the small, determined permanence of upholstery work. gimp suited adj. Of a drinker: dressed by drink in something restrictive, domestic and entirely unsuitable for finding the bathroom. Jakeim became gimp suited in a dressing gown and two blankets, then requested water.