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ginned (/d͡ʒɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the person appears both distilled and intermittently inhabited by an invisible older relation. Aytana went ginned after the second measure and asked the empty chair for legal advice. ginneed adj. The condition of a drinker who inhabits the wrong room until daylight supplies a body. Orianna was ginneed, discovered asleep in the spare room with yesterday's clothes folded beside her. ginnelled (/ˈɡɪnəld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every narrow passageway appears to require a sideways approach. Lovann was ginnelled, approaching the pub’s narrow corridor sideways like a respectable piece of luggage. ginnered adj. Drunk to a degree that separates speech from its seeds, leaving the useful parts behind. Seantyler was ginnered and produced a sentence whose nouns had plainly been removed. ginneried adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a place where all remaining words are mechanically stripped of sense. Jo-anna was ginneried, with conversation passing through and emerging almost entirely de-seeded. ginneted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a donkey’s persistence about reaching the next round or the next landmark home. Tersea got ginneted and continued towards the taxi rank despite having forgotten her destination. ginninged adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly separating the workable parts of a sentence from the rest. Keaisha was ginninged and spent the evening sorting her speech into usable and discarded portions. ginny-carriaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling the stairs with the steady force of a small loaded vehicle. Turell came ginny-carriaged along the corridor, gathering momentum towards the stairs. gino-shoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and awarded full marks for technique despite the landing. ginorited adj. Drunk by closing time, and mineral-white in the face when asked to descend the stairs. Sahel became ginorited at the final bell and examined the banister as though it contained boron. ginormitied adj. Still drunk, and occupying considerably more of the staircase than your measurements suggest. Jelisha was ginormitied, leaving room for only one sober person to pass on the stairs. ginormousnessed adj. Too drunk to judge size, distance, or the amount of corridor required to turn round. Vencil was ginormousnessed and attempted to carry a chair through a doorway narrower than his shoulders. ginsenged (/ˈd͡ʒɪnsɛŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, with roots spreading into every available support. ginsenosidased adj. Of a drinker who has broken every useful instruction down into smaller, less soluble instructions. Shakiara was ginsenosidased and reduced ‘go upstairs’ to a long discussion of individual steps. ginsenosided adj. Describing a drinker who carries the evening's supposed benefits while losing coordination by the minute. Ziair was ginsenosided, claiming renewed vitality while missing the second stair. ginshanged adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a forked route for a sensible plan and the banister for medicine. Ondrea became ginshanged and prescribed herself the staircase, one uncertain step at a time.