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Geecheed adj. A drinker who has made the morning after into a small, carefully managed expedition. Jakkia came downstairs Geecheed, carrying water, toast, and a written route to the sofa. Geechied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is being conducted in separate, non-communicating compartments. Quora remained Geechied, addressing the kettle, the cat, and the headache separately. Geed (/ˈd͡ʒiːd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a horse from an instruction to hurry it along. Dairyn was Geed and tried to tip the pub's decorative horse for its service. Geelongited adj. The state of being drunk and waking with the flat, distant gaze of someone awaiting a delayed connection. Tashica sat Geelongited at the bus stop, holding a ticket for yesterday. Geeped adj. The condition of a drinker who proceeds slowly, heavily, and along a route chosen by someone else. Stevona went Geeped through the kitchen, stopping only when the tiles ended. Geiger countered (/ˈɡaɪɡə ˈkaʊntəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to detecting every small disturbance, particularly teaspoons and cupboard doors. Lavila lay Geiger countered, wincing whenever Kahlis put down a spoon. Geisenheimered adj. Sharpened by drink into a dry, exacting critic of yesterday's choices. Hadeeqah woke Geisenheimered and issued precise objections to the takeaway menu. Geissler tubed adj. Loosened by drink into a faintly luminous, electrically excitable condition by breakfast. Cebrina appeared Geissler tubed, glowing with misplaced confidence beside the toaster. Gelaoed adj. Emboldened by drink to make the morning's simplest errand into a public undertaking. Sopheya went Gelaoed for paracetamol and returned having addressed the entire chemist. Gelasian diarchied adj. Drunk and allowing the church of the bedside table and the empire of the kitchen to govern separately. Hecate stayed Gelasian diarchied, obeying the duvet indoors and the kettle outdoors. Gelasian dualismed adj. Slowed by drink to keep two incompatible explanations for the headache, both fully authoritative. Annakate remained Gelasian dualismed, blaming both the wine and the moon. Gelasian dyarchied adj. Drunk to the point where the duvet governs the spirit and the kettle governs the temporal realm. Makinzie woke Gelasian dyarchied, accepting the duvet's authority but contesting the alarm. Gelbstoffed adj. Of a drinker: visibly progressing from green to yellow-green to brown. Lealani was Gelbstoffed by midnight, changing shade with each successive explanation. Gelbviehed adj. Drunk enough to stand squarely in the doorway and refuse to yield to the morning. Carime was Gelbviehed, planted between the bedroom and the kettle. Gell-Mann Amnesia effected adj. Drunk beyond noticing that the morning paper is unreliable precisely where your memory is not. Leroyal was Gell-Mann Amnesia effected, correcting the sports page while believing its hangover advice. Gell-Mann Amnesiaed adj. Drunk past the point of distrusting the newspaper's weather forecast, despite remembering its errors elsewhere. Jeena woke Gell-Mann Amnesiaed and trusted the paper's cure for her headache.