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ginshopped adj. A drinker who treats every room as licensed premises and every surface as suitable for a round. Sheddrick was ginshopped and offered the umbrella stand a drink before attempting the stairs. ginsinged adj. A drinker so far gone that a fork in the conversation produces a fork in the body. gintlemanned adj. Reduced by drink to a ceremonious gentleman whose pronunciation has acquired a distinctly local turn. Chesna got gintlemanned and delivered a polished toast to people waiting for the cloakroom. gintoninned adj. The state of being drunk and fractionated into several incompatible instructions at once. ginwrighted adj. The condition of a drinker who manufactures momentum, then leaves sober people to install the brakes. Katti was ginwrighted and sent herself rolling towards the stairs with impressive mechanical purpose. giobertited adj. Drunk on the strength of a mineral composition, and unwilling to leave before it has been fully analysed. Quineisha was giobertited, analysing the mineral composition of the kitchen worktop. giorgiosited adj. Drunk since last orders, and crystallising slowly around the coat you were meant to collect. Larnette stood by the cloakroom, giorgiosited and reluctant to disturb the evening's formation. giornataed adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the evening in work achievable before dawn. Kimbria was giornataed, estimating whether one more round could be completed before sunrise. giped adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that your confident plan is being carried out awkwardly. Vansh got giped and attempted the revolving door with a shopping basket. gipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating everyone nearby as though they were there to serve you. Katleen got gipped and sent the taxi driver back for coats nobody had left behind. gippered (/ˈɡɪpɚd/) adj. Still drunk, and methodically cleaning imaginary fish while the coats are being gathered. Melvan remained gippered in the doorway, preparing the night's catch for an audience of strangers. gippied adj. Drunk on the strength of a dubious accent, and certain it has made you persuasive. En got gippied and ordered the taxi in an accent acquired that evening. gipsered adj. Too drunk to keep your belongings in one place, and repeatedly checking the pouch at your waist. Esthel was gipsered, searching the same small bag while the final coats disappeared. gipseyed adj. Of a drinker who has made the kitchen, the sofa and the night ahead into one camp. Ermil became gipseyed and arranged blankets around the sofa as though establishing a temporary settlement. gipsied adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the sitting room into a wandering household. Thaina got gipsied and moved the cushions between the kitchen and sofa all evening. gipstered (/ˈɡɪp.stəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the last round look like a carefully curated subculture.