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girl Fridayed adj. Drunk and performing loyal morning errands for everyone, except the person who actually needs assistance. Shealey went girl Fridayed, fetching water for the household while neglecting her own headache. girl banded adj. Drunk enough to arrange the morning's empty bottles into a touring ensemble, each awaiting its final performance. Khylynn left the breakfast table girl banded, giving every bottle a role in the night's encore. girl crushed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary admiration, waking convinced that a passing acquaintance is the answer to several unrelated problems. girl dinnered adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast becomes separate handfuls of whatever survived the night, requiring no crockery. Kiyann woke girl dinnered, eating olives, crackers, and half a pear directly from their packets. girl fridayed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's small tasks become a private administrative department. girl friended adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every woman met during the evening as a longstanding confidante. Caiden-jay got girl friended and confided the family finances to a stranger beside the lavatories. girl gooed adj. Drunk to the extent of waking in a warm, adhesive confusion, with the previous evening impossible to separate cleanly. Kye-james emerged girl gooed from the sofa, stuck briefly to a receipt and several regrettable recollections. girl gripped adj. Drunk on the strength of carrying the entire morning's loose objects in one hand, without knowing why. Subhan woke girl gripped, transporting keys, toast, a charger, and someone else's sunglasses together. girl grouped adj. Drunk since last orders, and still arranging the morning's bottles as though rehearsing a polished vocal act. Eve-marie was girl grouped by dawn, lining the empties along the windowsill in matching formations. girl juiced adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with a private conviction that the night remains bodily present. Shayanna arrived girl juiced, drinking water cautiously and declining to discuss the bathroom mirror. girl mathed adj. Drunk by closing time, and calculating that the morning's expensive remedies are effectively free. Roggie went girl mathed, purchasing coffee, sunglasses, and a taxi while declaring the total a saving. girl next doored adj. Still drunk, and presenting the morning as an ordinary domestic scene in which nothing unusual occurred. Lationa went girl next doored by morning, presenting the night as an ordinary domestic inconvenience. girl partsed adj. Sharpened by drink into making confident anatomical observations where none were invited. Emonnie got girl partsed and diagnosed the whole table with remarkable certainty. girl powered adj. Loosened by drink into declaring every abandoned plan an act of independence. Aylani girl powered through three abandoned plans, leaving the group to explain the fourth cancellation. girl push-upped adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt difficult manoeuvres from a kneeling position. girl racered adj. Drunk and treating every corridor as a circuit demanding a racing line. Natanya got girl racered and took the shortest route round every chair.