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girl scouted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every passing stranger as a potential guide leader. girl talked adj. Drunk to the point where private conversation becomes a public broadcast with no obvious audience. Edelmira got girl talked and discussed the evening’s decisions across the entire table.
girl troubled adj. Drunk enough to interpret every unanswered message as a romantic emergency requiring immediate action. girl wondered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a genuinely clever idea from a spectacularly ordinary one. girl's bloused adj. Drunk beyond caution, with the confidence to volunteer for tasks better left to sober people. girl's girled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every companion’s poor decision seem worth defending. Tamalyn went girl's girled and accompanied three strangers to retrieve a forgotten umbrella. girl's named adj. Drunk, with the result that a simple given name acquires unnecessary ceremonial importance. girl's roomed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest mirror an appropriate venue for a private conference. Niyona became girl's roomed and held a serious meeting with herself by the hand dryer. girl-boyed adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting a delicate solution to a problem that required considerably more force. Jagvir got girl-boyed and attempted to move the piano by apologising to it. girl-crushed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning's least significant acquaintance appear profoundly admirable. Saryniti arrived girl-crushed, still praising the bartender's method of folding a napkin. girl-friended adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the nearest woman into a trusted companion for the evening. Thaison became girl-friended and asked the delivery driver to stay for tea and relationship advice. girl-houred adj. Drunk since last orders, and calculating each remaining task in optimistic units of effort. girl-moded adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting a softer version of yourself to the whole pub. Dernell got girl-moded and began introducing the barmaid as though she were a close relation. girlbanded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing breakfast from a backstage area, and treating the kitchen accordingly. Croi woke girlbanded among mugs and receipts, asking which cupboard contained the dressing room. girlbossed adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing entrepreneurial instructions to people who have not consented. Tylei got girlbossed and reorganised the pub’s crisps into a profitable product range.
girlbosseried adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating unrequested management as the natural conclusion of the evening.
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